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OccultHawk 04-23-2018 06:33 AM

Boys/Men - have YOU ever circle jerked?
 
I only did it with just the two of us.


Goofle 04-23-2018 06:34 AM

no

OccultHawk 04-23-2018 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1943398)
no

At what age did you first NOT circle jerk?

Goofle 04-23-2018 07:16 AM

0

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-23-2018 07:20 AM

nah but the first time i ever watched porn was with a couple friends at their house cause their parents had one of those illegal cable boxes that gives you every channel including ppv softcore porn

no circle jerk, mostly just starring at the screen in shock and awe.

Goofle 04-23-2018 07:26 AM

My nan once rented a softcore porn (Flesh Gordon) for me and my cousin when we were about 10/12, probably because the dementia was on the uptake. I can only imagine what the dude working behind the counter thought. :laughing:

Cuthbert 04-23-2018 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1943408)
nah but the first time i ever watched porn was with a couple friends at their house cause their parents had one of those illegal cable boxes that gives you every channel including ppv softcore porn

no circle jerk, mostly just starring at the screen in shock and awe.

This will be similar for most males who hit puberty before the pornographic YouTube type sites really took off.

A friend in my class used to come into school with a brand new porn magazine every week or so, asked him how he got them and he would grab one from the top shelf and slide it inside a newspaper and just buy the paper.

Actual 'footage' was a rarity in those days.

Akai 04-23-2018 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1943411)
A friend in my class used to come into school with a brand new porn magazine every week or so, asked him how he got them and he would grab one from the top shelf and slide it inside a newspaper and just buy the paper.

Haha, my mate in primary school used to do that.

Needless to say he was the cool kid when reading time came about.

WWWP 04-23-2018 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1943409)
My nan once rented a softcore porn (Flesh Gordon) for me and my cousin when we were about 10/12, probably because the dementia was on the uptake. I can only imagine what the dude working behind the counter thought. :laughing:

Lol. On the buying porn tip, my bf works part time at a video store and a few days ago a customer bought $900 worth of porn dvds.

Exo 04-23-2018 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1943416)
Lol. On the buying porn tip, my bf works part time at a video store and a few days ago a customer bought $900 worth of porn dvds.

Omg can I comment on this.

We sell DVDs as well as books and records. A lot of them are porn. We have softcore, hardcore, bad horror/sci fi movies with scantily clad women that really can't be called porn but we all know why you're watching it.

So much.

That sh*t sells so well it's not even funny. My boss Dan and I joke all the time that we're slowly but surely turning into a porn shop and that once one of us decides it's time to stock a ***** or blow up doll that it's time to close the store.

We have one customer that comes in and buys anything with asian women in it. It doesn't matter if they f*ck or not. He just wants to see them. He is one of the nicest most pleasant dudes to have a conversation with. He just loves his asian women. He spends a very large amount of money.

When we get sold a box of movies. My job is to go through it and separate the porn from the rest and give them to Dan because he's going to see how much they're going for on Amazon. A lot of weird rare ones go for a few hundred bucks sometimes. Ballpark is usually around 50 bucks. Boxes of porn are goldmines.

Dan has about 4,000 porn VHS tapes in boxes in his garage. He got them all from one cleaout he did from one single man. 4,000. FOUR THOUSAND.

Porn sells. It always will sell. Corey and I would have a lot to talk about.


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