I had the perfect signature until the forum started getting indexed under fetish porn.

I'm glad you removed those. I can't tell you how many times I lubed up thinking I was gonna watch donkey porn, or maybe catch you pissing in your own mouth. Lies. All of it.

*Bizkit

I despise Kirk Cameron.

I thought so, but **** me if I was gonna actually bother to look it up.

I don't even remember that post anymore. I'm surprised you found it.

I had to remember Bungalow Bill's exact username to find it. Was a pain in the ass. He became bungalow and then there was another Bungalow Bill who was some drive-by.

I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl*. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand* I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved.

* None of these things are true.

lmao the * (idk what they're called in ثEnglish

ur so funny



also my sig and avatar are from my communist phase never got around to changing them

^ :laughing: Great to get the tragic backstory on your recent austerity, Trollheart; it makes for a harrowing, cautionary read and clearly comes from the heart,Troll. I hope you don't suffer a relapse and fall off the sig-free wagon again.

My golden rule for a sig is keep it short; after all, who wants to keep scrolling past the same old collection of quotes and links every time they read a post? As you'll see, my own sig is two lines long, so I'm going to arbitrarily declare that to be the maximum perfect length. :D