The Perfect Signature

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-07-2018, 04:09 PM

There have been some posts I wanted to put in my sig recently.

The Batlord · 06-07-2018, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

There have been some posts I wanted to put in my sig recently.

Please only sig one of my quotes. I want them to be special.

Trollheart · 06-07-2018, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

^

Great to get the tragic backstory on your recent austerity, Trollheart; it makes for a harrowing, cautionary read and clearly comes from the heart,Troll. I hope you don't suffer a relapse and fall off the sig-free wagon again.

My golden rule for a sig is keep it short; after all, who wants to keep scrolling past the same old collection of quotes and links every time they read a post? As you'll see, my own sig is two lines long, so I'm going to arbitrarily declare that to be the maximum perfect length.

Amen to that, brother. Every day is a blessing. #SigsRuinLives.

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Originally Posted by Fluff

There have been some posts I wanted to put in my sig recently.

Me too but ... must .... resist ....

Chula Vista · 06-07-2018, 06:51 PM

How contradictory.....

Signature:

Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

Trollheart · 06-07-2018, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

How contradictory.....

Signature:

Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

Jeez man, leave me something, huh? Just a little taste, I swear, that's all I need, just a little taste ....

Key · 06-07-2018, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I had to remember Bungalow Bill's exact username to find it. Was a pain in the ass. He became bungalow and then there was another Bungalow Bill who was some drive-by.

He was a real treat back in the day.

Lucem Ferre · 06-08-2018, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

For Lucem:

Desperate for dreads, his face all twiztid,
Busting a nut as he throws on Limp Biskit.

I don't like Limp Biskit, Fred Durse is Trash
I'll throw on Sadistik while you kiss my ass
Or maybe some Lupe, perhaps some Kendrick
while I use my two braids to hang your neck in
I might rap some west while I slap you then
I I'd snap your neck to some aggrotech
I might take twiztid icp are repulsive
but **** limp biskit, I feel insulted

Oriphiel · 06-08-2018, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I don't like Limp Biskit, Fred Durse is Trash
I'll throw on Sadistik while you kiss my ass
Or maybe some Lupe, perhaps some Kendrick
while I use my two braids to hang your neck in
I might rap some west while I slap you then
I I'd snap your neck to some aggrotech
I might take twiztid icp are repulsive
but **** limp biskit, I feel insulted

You tried so hard, yet couldn't make a single real rhyme.
Maybe I'll show you how it's done when I've got the time.
Your girl keeps me busy, likes to make it last 'fore I bust my nut,
'Cause I'm the only man in Utah with a real fucking haircut.

Nah, I'm just kidding, those pube tendrils on your head are cool,
Just means I've got less competition in the gene pool.
All those Mormon girls are tired of their boys looking so sickly.
I've gotta make like OH and make 'em cum strictly dickly.

Your bizkit is limp, and your balls are twiztid,
typing shit must hurt when you're so limp wristed,
even prostitutes won't touch you, only sideshow girls think you're not a lame wussy,
so why don't you run on back to the circus and get some insane clown pussy?

~~MicShazam~~ · 06-08-2018, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I'm wise af.

You're the only person on Earth who truly understands me.

06-07-2018, 06:51 PM	#24 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	How contradictory..... Signature: Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

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