It's 7/11 bitches, slurp up some free fruity juice.

Is it free slurpie day or are you just happy to see me?

7/11 is the lord's day.

It's Gorgeous Grandma Day. Go chat up some hot grannies my dudes.

Wait,there's a day for that now? Hell yeah.

RESPECT FOR PARENTS DAY – August 1 In an effort to “make our families become united and strong by recognizing the leadership roles parents have, and to reinstate the respect for parents that was evident in the past,” Respect for Parents Day was born. These are the words of Marilyn Dalrymple from Lancaster, CA as she created Respect for Parents Day which is celebrated annually on August 1st.

This day was created as a reminder that parents deserve and require respect and for all to consider the value that parents have in society. This isn’t limited to children only. Those who hold power over families must likewise respect the parent.

HOW TO OBSERVE

Make sure you are respectful to your parents. Post on social media using #RespectForParentsDay and encourage others to join in.

HISTORY

Marilyn Dalrymple from Lancaster, CA created Respect For Parents Day which is celebrated annually on August 1st. You can sign the proclamation written by Mrs. Dalrymple at Respect for Parents Day.

Source:
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/2018...awareness-day/

Refrain from killing your parents until at least August 2. Thank you and God bless you.

Respect is earned.

*prepares garrote and stares at the clock*

Soon, mother...