I find it inspiring that an animal changed its physiology to be a better *******.

Someday when you have a big boy job and wake up before the roosters :D Then you can go blast ICP in their coops for revenge.

I can just move in next to you and buy some neighbor hater speakers.

When I buy my house next year I'll build you a shed with internet and air conditioning, but you have to shovel the driveway when it snows.

I will literally accept this but since it's New Jersey you have to throw in central heating. I'll even get my water from a well and poop in the woods.

til there is such a thing as alpaca hot dogs

"Hey, what should we bring with us on our hike in the Andes?"

"I'll pack a hot dog."

stahp it

*begrudgingly nods head in approval*