Okay, what did Hawk do now?
 

I awake bright and chipper after my no holds barred match with Yorkedaddy and I find out Hawk got banned yet again. I assume whatever he did was deleted since nothing I saw looked especially bad.

Okay so inquiring minds want to know. Did he post a nude selfie of himself like Elph :rolleyes: did? What did he do this time?


Also, how long is he gone for this time? Is it time to post him in the Rest in Peace thread?

I was on when he got banned, and didn't see anything posted that later got deleted. Only thing even sort of naughty that he did was crack a joke about how Chula should start a flame war over the sexiness of his shower, which obviously wasn't serious.

So, yeah. Got no clue.

He made some weird post about school shootings, but it didn't look banworthy really. Just edgy

Bring back The Hawk :mad:

#HawkBlocked

Yeah what gives?

#downwithfrown

It was you really wasn't it.

#justiceforthefloridaone

It really wasn't me.

#gatorbaiterhater

Was it Frown?

I'm not a rat. Do you know what the admin does to those? Gruesome stuff. Butt stuff.

Yeah, I've been there, done that :laughing:

The scars are forever.

^ HaHa! I'd hate for a mod to be traumatized, but a ban can be explained without ratting on the guy responsible surely.

We the people demand to know!

These are the latest odds from Oddschecker:

Janzsoon - 2/15
Exo - 1/6
Frownland 3/5
Plankton - 2/3
Grindy - Evens
Goofle - 50/1
Hawk asked for the ban - 5000/1

dropping $20 on Exo

and i’ll put $5 on frownland’s first response being a sarcastic joke if that’s available

Unfortunately betting has been suspended on sarcastic jokes from Frownland.

****, was a sure thing imo.

I wasn't here when it happened. We're reviewing the incident. Thank you for your continuing patronage.

Now I'm imagining a scene like 12 Angry Men where all the mods are sitting in a room around a table arguing like idiots about this OH situation

Please remain calm.
Given that the only mod, so far as I can see, yet to respond is Frownland, my money's on him. Have the odds changed on him, Fluff?

I saw nothing in any thread that might have caused him to get banned, and I looked in all the usual suspects: Islam thread, news thread, Your Day etc. Nothing. The mystery deepens. Is this a cover-up? The truth will out!

#LetTheHawkFlyFree

Odds shortening on Frown according to the bookie. Just gone ahead of Janz as the favourite.

Frown - 1/8
Janz - 3/16

Exo drifted to 50s with Goofle and Grindy remains at evens.

Pretty sure it was his post egging me and me and Frown on to "get into it".

With the renewed sense of civility around here, I guess that could be looked as instigation.

Quite a few forums have rules against that. Gotta re-check the MB rules.

We don't need a table to look like idiots.

After discussion, OH has been unbanned. It was a 24hr ban anyway so nothing to really get worked up over but it was decided by the mod team that his 14 hour ban was enough to drive home a point.

Also, it was obviously Burning Down who banned him.

If instigation is ban-worthy then half the mod team could have been banned dozens of times over the past few years

Even I would consider that harsh. Not even a warning? I mean, it's not like he called you names, although he did insinuate that Frown's mother still bathes him, and maybe that's information Frown don't want getting out into the public domain so.... :D

Nah, if that was it that's harsh man. Everyone deserves a warning, unless their actual post is so offensive or breaks the rules so blatantly that they're obviously mounting a challenge to the mods to ban them.

Edit: Exo is a ninja. My bad. :banghead:

Betting suspended.

Give us back our money.

I'm closing this thread before it gets out of hand. Sorry.