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Frownland 10-24-2019 01:28 PM

That's kinda the appeal of dogs though innit? Too dumb to see through our bull**** aka tha real homies.

OccultHawk 10-24-2019 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2085506)
Too bad your dog's a moron.

Of course I want fries, bitch

The Batlord 10-24-2019 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2085513)
Of course I want fries, bitch

You're a dishwasher, retard.

OccultHawk 10-24-2019 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2085522)
You're a dishwasher, retard.

Can’t hear you! The disposal’s running!

The Batlord 10-24-2019 01:51 PM

And your dumbass dog is probably hiding from it under your bed.

OccultHawk 10-24-2019 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2085527)
And your dumbass dog is probably hiding from it under your bed.

Say something else about my dog.

The Batlord 10-24-2019 01:58 PM

Didn't you say he was a schnauzer? Those are some ugly dogs.

OccultHawk 10-24-2019 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2085529)
Didn't you say he was a schnauzer? Those are some ugly dogs.

That’s what I thought. I knew you ain’t talkin bout my dog. Ban em, Wolf

Lucem Ferre 10-24-2019 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2085522)
You're a dishwasher, retard.

Professional culinary utensil sanitizer.

The Batlord 10-24-2019 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2085530)
That’s what I thought. I knew you ain’t talkin bout my dog. Ban em, Wolf

I am talking about your ugly scrotum sack of a dog though.

OccultHawk 10-24-2019 02:44 PM

That ain’t my dog

The Batlord 10-24-2019 02:46 PM

How would you know? You'd **** Hillary Clinton.

OccultHawk 10-24-2019 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2085535)
How would you know? You'd **** Hillary Clinton.

She’s cute

The Batlord 10-24-2019 04:53 PM

No she is not. She's about as ****able as your dog.

OccultHawk 08-17-2020 05:11 PM

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North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has ordered pet dogs to be confiscated in the country’s capital, saying the pooches represent Western “decadence’’ — but their owners fear Fido is really headed for someone’s dinner table.

Kim issued the directive in July to round up the pets, claiming they were part of “a ‘tainted’ trend by bourgeouis ideology,’’ a source told the English edition of Chosun Ilbo, a South Korean newspaper.

“Ordinary people raise pigs and livestock on their porches, but high-ranking officials and the wealthy own pet dogs, which stoked some resentment’’ among the lower classes, the source said.

“Authorities have identified households with pet dogs and are forcing them to give them up or forcefully confiscating them and putting them down.’’
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....pyongyang/amp/

I am officially no longer a communist.

The Batlord 08-17-2020 05:16 PM

i'm as ded as those dogs

Plankton 08-18-2020 10:59 AM

Those poor beautiful souls. Ugh.

Psy-Fi 08-18-2020 12:17 PM

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their owners fear Fido is really headed for someone’s dinner table.
https://i.ibb.co/yQ6KPcG/SD.jpg

jwb 08-18-2020 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2131493)
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....pyongyang/amp/

I am officially no longer a communist.

I don't see how confiscating dogs is any different from confiscating grain in an Asian country.

Plus he's right pet ownership is Western decadence and it reinforces an unjust heirarchy.

OccultHawk 08-18-2020 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2131631)
I don't see how confiscating dogs is any different from confiscating grain in an Asian country.

Plus he's right pet ownership is Western decadence.

D is for dog... not democracy

jwb 08-18-2020 07:27 PM

OH loves the D.

OccultHawk 08-18-2020 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2131633)
OH loves the D.

You’re doggone right!

Neapolitan 08-18-2020 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2131631)
I don't see how confiscating dogs is any different from confiscating grain in an Asian country.

Plus he's right pet ownership is Western decadence and it reinforces an unjust heirarchy.

At first I thought that was a reference to what happen to the Ukraine under Soviet rule, but then I saw who posted it. It became evident it had an Asian stereotype baked into that comment.

Whether rich or poor, cats and dogs have the same utilitarian purpose. Cats keep the mice out of the house. Dogs keep the cat-burglars, intruders, mail carriers, vagabonds, denizens of the swamp etc etc out of the house. Some people use guns for that purpose, but think about it, others use dogs to do the same job. Confiscating dogs is like confiscating guns.

The Batlord 08-18-2020 10:17 PM

That is the most autistic right wing logic I've ever seen. It's God damn art is what it is.

jwb 08-19-2020 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 2131638)
At first I thought that was a reference to what happen to the Ukraine under Soviet rule, but then I saw who posted it. It became evident it had an Asian stereotype baked into that comment.

It was a combination of the two. I know I can't slip anything by you though neo.

Psy-Fi 08-19-2020 09:07 AM

A 14,000-year-old puppy, whose perfectly preserved body was found in Russia, munched on a woolly rhino for its last meal

Lucem Ferre 08-19-2020 11:51 AM

I like dogs because they are adorable and lovable and make me feel less lonely.

OccultHawk 01-26-2021 08:22 AM

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The patter of paws is being heard in the White House again following the arrival of President Joe Biden’s dogs Champ and Major. The two German shepherds are the first pets to live at the executive mansion since the Obama administration.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...anvgtjpfmh.gif

OccultHawk 01-26-2021 08:44 AM

Dogs likely migrated to the Americas with humans over 15,000 years ago, study says https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/26/world...scn/index.html

Mindfulness 01-26-2021 09:21 AM

https://i.imgur.com/F2IZBso.png

sister's dog named Bella

OccultHawk 01-26-2021 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2158713)
https://i.imgur.com/F2IZBso.png

sister's dog named Bella

Unassailable

The Batlord 01-26-2021 11:33 AM

I'm assumming the dog's name is unfortunately not Bismarck.

goldendoodle 02-21-2021 12:56 AM

I would love to have several borzois.

I especially love very Big Boys who don't understand how big they are. And very vocal talkative doggies. I want to hear all of their thoughts and opinions!!!

But I also very much appreciate the misunderstood little dogs, especially chihuahuas; one of my favorite dogs I've ever met was some sort of mix between a chihuahua, cattle dog, and terrier and he had such an odd and wonderful little personality. I love strange, goofy little chihuahua mixes.

When I'm bored I sometimes google less popular mixed breeds and just scroll through the photos and admire them. I'd LOVE a borzoi golden retriever mix, and maybe a malamute mix, and some sort of hound dog or shepherd mix.. also perhaps a saint berdoodle.. I will also of course need a pick up truck to tote my dogs around in.

Psy-Fi 10-08-2021 06:15 AM


FETCHER. 02-18-2022 09:26 AM

I got a miniature dachshund about 3 years ago.

For a little dog she is tough as hell. She loves hiking and she can walk for miles, all in the horrible Scottish weather. She has climbed 4 Munro’s so far and I hope to climb many more with her.

She’s an amazing little dog if I do say so myself :)


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