Sometimes I play with my dog where I'll move around a toy or ball quickly while he runs around and tries to get it. Occasionally I'll whip the ball behind my back while moving around my other hand and he still thinks that he's chasing the ball. Then I'll show him that my hands are empty and it's much confusion. Good times.

Can vouch. The scratching of our hardwood flooring from our last dog (a vizsla) is nothing compared to what our pit has done. She speeds through the house at 80 mph and slips and slides over everything like a maniac. Again, can't wait for her to grow out of puppyhood and mellow out a bit. She's off the ****ing wall.

i love my boy Mulder more than any human

like i feel i waited my whole life to meet him

https://i.imgur.com/SAQ6nmG.png

5/5 picture <3

I pissed her off because I wouldn't let her get to it and she started attacking me. Playfully, but still. She doesn't have anytime for my bull****.

Let's be real, dogs are dicks.

People are dicks too. Everything's a dick. Hyenas especially.

Hyenas are dogs so yeah.

Oh my god it comes full circle.

https://t7.rbxcdn.com/850d0ebb357db2288346630c4a923cac

https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/d...urt-450207.jpg

http://www.sundaynews.co.zw/wp-conte.../08/hyenas.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T6Vc_KAKQ-M/hqdefault.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...yF3XVZ_OhUuTf8


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My pooch is such a sweetie, he's never done a selfish thing in his life