My policies? I'm a representative of The Dirty Party. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Chris is a **** mod but I fully support his rise to admin.

The Frownland, I believe, would surely hold,
the skill to fill the storied station bold,
Yet lacks he what makes all heroes stand tall,
For though a dick, he hath nary a ball.

Wow, iambic pentameter actually kinda reads like ****. Mad props to Billy Shakes for working that **** racket.

Holy **** I know what you mean though. I tried reading that a second time and had to go over it a few more times to get it right in my head and my tongue started to hurt from silently sounding it out with my tongue.

I can't even imagine having to write a whole ****ing play like that, snuffed up to hell and sounding out each vowel as I scribbled my quill all over the god damn place, trying not to spill ink on the toothless Elizabethan whore laying her head in my merry lap.

Wait, I changed my mind, that actually sounds awesome.

#MakeEnglandGreatAgain

Don't forget having to please some toothless Elizabethan whore with a whiteout face who just so happened to be queen.

Eh, I'm not picky. I'd crank out a Hamlet or two for a shot at dat royal ass.

http://www.cinetropic.com/shakespeare/rainbow.JPG

*misses*

*spunks on her shoulder pauldrons*

Alright, I've finally assembled my full party and finished all the chocobo breeding side ****.

Let's do this.

*walks into Plankton's sprite, triggering the final battle*

*looks up, and sees that his life bar extends off the screen*

*cracks knuckles*