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[MERIT] 01-21-2019 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by windsock (Post 2036318)
A human can though.

Just ruin the joke then, whydontcha

windsock 01-21-2019 08:23 PM

Okay. So the joke is that [MERIT] is facetiously negating Chula's threats against OccultHawk, in which Chula threatened to fatally injure OccultHawk with a pneumatic projectile launcher, by insisting that a bullet cannot reach from one coast of the United States to another. The humor of this joke arises with its ridiculous logic, as it's implied in the original threat that Chula would travel to OccultHawk's location in order to murder him (it should be noted that this implication is inherent in any threat referencing personal harm). However, [MERIT] interprets the threat overly-literally as Chula wanting to fire his weapon at OccultHawk from his current position.

The average 9mm bullet travels approximately 2,200 meters before losing momentum, however the rough distance between California and Florida is 4,349 kilometers. This makes it impossible for a bullet to travel that distance when shot, and the feigned ignorance of that fact is joke contained within [MERIT]'s post.

Lucem Ferre 01-21-2019 08:28 PM

It wasn't just that, he didn't even get banned until a while after the post. It was just cited as a reason. He went off on a tangent and was literally begging to be banned. That's when it happened.

[MERIT] 01-21-2019 08:34 PM

I bet if he had posted a picture of a Magnum Research / Israeli Military Industries .50 Desert Eagle instead of his puny Austrian Glock, the situation would have been entirely copacetic. Fuckin' gun snobs . . .

WWWP 01-21-2019 08:53 PM

it didn't even have anything to do with OH, yall are trippin

Lucem Ferre 01-21-2019 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2036332)
it didn't even have anything to do with OH, yall are trippin

What didn't have anything to do with OH?

Key 01-21-2019 08:57 PM

Anyway, Ori,can I pass out flyers to bring in attention that you're running. I'll even put my name on them.

WWWP 01-21-2019 08:57 PM

i'll pm you

windsock 01-21-2019 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2036332)
it didn't even have anything to do with OH, yall are trippin

That's what I get for believing people on the internet I guess

Key 01-21-2019 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by windsock (Post 2036342)
That's what I get for believing people on the internet I guess

Hey man, the bridge near your house is totally safe and you can walk across it and it won't break. Trust me.


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