The people have spoken.

I'll expect my mod card in the mail, along with a cookie.

Trade Ori for Frowny?

I'll bring back the Snog, Shag, or Marry thread

Ori's gonna make Advameg pull the plug.

Advameg can pull my plug any time.

#NeverForget

Down with Frown, up with Ori,
let begin my reign of glory.

If he is running then I would vote for Ori in the mod elections, depending on his policies.

I would be in favour of Christopher becoming admin because having some admin is better than no admin.

I think Christopher Walken would be a great admin.

My policies? I'm a representative of The Dirty Party. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Chris is a **** mod but I fully support his rise to admin.

The Frownland, I believe, would surely hold,
the skill to fill the storied station bold,
Yet lacks he what makes all heroes stand tall,
For though a dick, he hath nary a ball.

Wow, iambic pentameter actually kinda reads like ****. Mad props to Billy Shakes for working that **** racket.

Holy **** I know what you mean though. I tried reading that a second time and had to go over it a few more times to get it right in my head and my tongue started to hurt from silently sounding it out with my tongue.

I can't even imagine having to write a whole ****ing play like that, snuffed up to hell and sounding out each vowel as I scribbled my quill all over the god damn place, trying not to spill ink on the toothless Elizabethan whore laying her head in my merry lap.

Wait, I changed my mind, that actually sounds awesome.

#MakeEnglandGreatAgain

Don't forget having to please some toothless Elizabethan whore with a whiteout face who just so happened to be queen.

Eh, I'm not picky. I'd crank out a Hamlet or two for a shot at dat royal ass.

http://www.cinetropic.com/shakespeare/rainbow.JPG

*misses*

*spunks on her shoulder pauldrons*

Alright, I've finally assembled my full party and finished all the chocobo breeding side ****.

Let's do this.

*walks into Plankton's sprite, triggering the final battle*

*looks up, and sees that his life bar extends off the screen*

*cracks knuckles*

*cutscene boss activated*

*Ori's console melts*

:confused:. I was under the impression that Ori was already a mod.

Nah **** that, he's betrayed us again.

QEII was very nice when she was younger.

I like Ori's new avatar.

#ChrisForAdmin

Nah, the application process takes about twenty five years. Meanwhile...

https://i.imgur.com/JJhJyzZ.jpg?1

Aw, **** this ****

https://media1.giphy.com/media/pjkngLDANouLm/giphy.gif

I'd have polluted the royal bloodline.

Least it would've added some new water to their gene pool.

The dream is still alive

#ValidateMyEgo2019

Promise to unlock "Who Is Your Favorite Porn Star?" threads.

There's more than one?

Hmm . . . I dunno. I know that I've made a couple and got them all deleted. Supposedly the owners don't like them because they effect the SEO. Maybe it will be a way to get the owners to finally acknowledge us and our demands!

You can talk about porn stars in this thread if you want, I don't give a ****

Although you might have to use pig latin to confuse the Google secret police

Hey maybe the mods will let us have a pig Latin porn star thread with no pics.

I don't know anything about you, but I still think you'd make a better mod than Frowntroll, so you got my vote! :beer:

What is the history of this obnoxious vendetta?

No vendetta, I just think he's a troll who shouldn't be a mod since mods shouldn't be trolls...;)

Adidass is just a troll.

Ori is actually an admin here and he does have a vagina.. Hes kind of a badass.

Ever since hes been back all Ive seen him post are complaints and suggestions to make this forum his personal playground/safespace. Pretty obnoxious tbh.

I'm obnoxious because I point out bad behavior and want to make this place better? How awful of me. :rolleyes: