Stop Ori'll pull this forum over.

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Was it? Feel free to elaborate.

the posts were deleted for a reason. no sense repeating them.

I thought that he simply intimated that he was going to murder someone, not directly threatened. And as a weapons expert, I can assuredly tell you that a bullet cannot travel from California to Florida ;)

say no more

A human can though.

Just ruin the joke then, whydontcha

Okay. So the joke is that [MERIT] is facetiously negating Chula's threats against OccultHawk, in which Chula threatened to fatally injure OccultHawk with a pneumatic projectile launcher, by insisting that a bullet cannot reach from one coast of the United States to another. The humor of this joke arises with its ridiculous logic, as it's implied in the original threat that Chula would travel to OccultHawk's location in order to murder him (it should be noted that this implication is inherent in any threat referencing personal harm). However, [MERIT] interprets the threat overly-literally as Chula wanting to fire his weapon at OccultHawk from his current position.

The average 9mm bullet travels approximately 2,200 meters before losing momentum, however the rough distance between California and Florida is 4,349 kilometers. This makes it impossible for a bullet to travel that distance when shot, and the feigned ignorance of that fact is joke contained within [MERIT]'s post.

It wasn't just that, he didn't even get banned until a while after the post. It was just cited as a reason. He went off on a tangent and was literally begging to be banned. That's when it happened.

I bet if he had posted a picture of a Magnum Research / Israeli Military Industries .50 Desert Eagle instead of his puny Austrian Glock, the situation would have been entirely copacetic. Fuckin' gun snobs . . .

it didn't even have anything to do with OH, yall are trippin

What didn't have anything to do with OH?

Anyway, Ori,can I pass out flyers to bring in attention that you're running. I'll even put my name on them.

i'll pm you

That's what I get for believing people on the internet I guess

Hey man, the bridge near your house is totally safe and you can walk across it and it won't break. Trust me.

Hey, man. Your dad called and told me to tell you he loves you. He really does. You can trust me.

The contrast here is amusing in and of itself.

I legit think the nearest bridge to me might be the Irondequoit Bay Bridge, so if you've taken that out prolly a hundred others are going to plummet to their icy doom alongside me. That gives me a bit of solace.

Yeah, that one.

Ori does what Nintendon't

Yo yo yo I need to know toe.

You should have Super Nintendo Chalmers be your running mate.

Ori'l sex

cool stOri bro

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For glory beg ori. - some Irish guy

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I think I could make a legit good mod but I wouldn't make a thread about it cause I'm afraid of getting my feelings crushed.

I've got 15 years worth of hurt feelings from this place LOL. You'll get used to it :beer:

But yeah, you would make a great mod in my opinion.

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