Two things I'm surprised about with this: (1) how you caught on so quickly and (2) that you didn't call me ****sock.

The only ****sock I know I spurt in.

I'm honored.

I think it was our (sorry, my, seeing as we're the same person) failed self-promotion plan that gave it away.

So you guys are friends in real life?

important to notice wwwp

Cause otherwise she'll just eat herself to death.

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Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: Frownland, Micshazam, Kiiii

Mindfulness is absolutely not inane, you people are ****ing crazy.

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Nicest member: Mondo Bungle and rostasi because when I see their posts, I'm always like "nice."
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Best Thread Starter:
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Thread of the Year: Nicki Minaj vs. Cardi B (feud) AKA Let's Disparage Black Culture from Our Ivory Towers and What Came Out Today?
Moderator of the Year: I can get down with Frownland
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Best New Member 2018: I thought that ehname was pretty cool and had good taste, would like to see them around more often.
Member of the Year 2018: Black Francis for not dying in the hurricane like we thought he did and Mondo Bungle
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Lifetime Achievement Award: WWWP for leveling up

I think you have a completely unrealistic idea of what Mindfulness is because if you admitted it to yourself you'd be forced to question your own sense of humor. Remember his voting choices.

Mindfulness is not a put on. Mindfulness is very very honest.

WWWP, we're going to have a knife fight for the "Lifetime Achievement Award."