Funny dichotomy, as Kiiii has professed his hatred for me on countless occasions LOL.

Well you’re not going to get along with everyone. I’ve found this out the hard way repeatedly. An unfortunate truth.

Everyone likes me.

Someone threatened to shoot you.

:rofl::rofl:

Considering adding Plank and elph to my noms for sexiest male member

But I'll need more dick pics before I can decide

I have more if needed.

Your dick leans a bit to the right.

It's dowsing. I'm facing south.

According to Cathy O'Brien in her book "TRANCE Formation Of America," Cheney has a HUGE schlong. The book talks about survivors of Project MK-Ultra and Washington D.C. sex rings. I think I might do a journal post about the underground Washington sex rings.

I motion to strike that. Hearsay evidence. Windsock wasn't here long enough to be a firsthand eye witness to Kiii's hiatium or hiatuses (or whatever the plural is).

ftfy

That would be a funny thing you did there, if he wasn't, in reality, such a piece of $hit. I need to put together another hit list. I lost mine 2 hard drive crashes ago.

T'was only a simple question. I made no statements myself. Let the record show that, god dammit!

hiati?

hentai

he wasn't a witness to Kiii's hentai.

Haiti, cause it was a disaster lolol

Best Avatar: Neapolitan [He usually brings the goods]
Best Signature: Goofle [Making fun of Chula's inability to master a word processor is always hilarious]
Sexiest Member (female): Celladorina [a.k.a. Vanilla]
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: Lucem Ferre , elph
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: Kiiii , elph , K Addict
Best Writer: WWWP , Ori
Nicest member: Mindfulness
Smartest poster: Frownland
Funniest member: OccultHawk , TheBatlord , [MERIT] , Frownland , TrollHeart
Angriest Member: Chula Vista [He copped a 6-month ban for threatening to shoot someone. It kind of speaks for itself.]
Best Mediator: WWWP , Exo , Mindfulness
Best Site Contributor: rostasi , Frownland , Exo
Biggest Music Contributor: rostasi , Frownland
Best Media Forum Contributor: Exo
Best Taste in Music: rostasi
Most Improved Member: [MERIT] , timihaze
Most Underrated Poster: MondoBungle , [MERIT] , Black Francis , innerspaceboy , FETCHER , Justthefacts , timihaze
Best Thread Starter: adidasss , OccultHawk , [MERIT]
Most Missed Poster: djchameleon , TrollHeart
Most Diverse Music Taste: rostasi , Frownland
Most Mainstream Music Taste: elph
Thread of the Year: The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread
Moderator of the Year: Exo
Best Journal 2018: Kiiii's Arcade , From Freak Fighter To Lamp Lighter
Best New Member 2018: windsock [By a country mile. Not sure why elph hates him?]
Member of the Year 2018: [MERIT] , Frownland , OccultHawk , TheBatlord
Best Rivalry: Chula vs Frowny , [MERIT] vs The Talmudic Zionists , [MERIT] vs. The World
Biggest Lounge Lizard: [MERIT] , Mindfulness , Qwerty , TheBatlord
Lifetime Achievement Award: [MERIT]

*** UPDATED November25th, 2018 ***

Hmm, not sure if you can nominate yourself....

At the very least I don’t think you’re allowed to nominate yourself that many times.

It's obviously satire, he called elph mainstream.

And he said I was the best at something.

I also disagree with elph being inane. I can see me, but not elph.

Lmao

Yeah usually people dont nominate themselves but I'll allow it because who cares really

Best Avatar: Frownland's shadow monster from the fine art appreciation thread. Mord's picture that I think he said was a drawing of him that his child drew. And, most importantly, the Dr. Phils. Can't forget the Phils. That was this year, right?
Best Signature: Mindfulness: 'You should be more mindful of what you post' I just think it's funny.
Sexiest Member (female): WWWP
Sexiest Member (male): Elph
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: Mindfulness for being silly. Bassoon Platoon belongs here too. He's like the negative to Mindful's positive. He doesn't have silly pics to charm us, though.
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: Elph with punk. Batlord with ICP, Kesha, etc. Frownland with a lot of really cool music he kind of fanboys over for a period of time. Such as Jpegmafia and Denzel Curry.
Best Writer: Paedantic Basterd. Her thread about visiting the past comes to mind.
Nicest member: Mindfulness, innerspaceboy and Lisnaholic.
Smartest poster: Frownland
Funniest member: Batlord, OH, Frownland and Neapolitan.
Angriest Member: Chula Vista
Best Mediator: Exo
Best Site Contributor: Hard pick, but Frownland has shared a lot of music that I've dug into and enjoyed.
Biggest Music Contributor: OH, Frownland, Rostasi
Best Media Forum Contributor: Ori has got the movies. Batlord has the comics. But Kiiii definitely has video games.
Best Plugger (plug.dj): Haven't plugged in forever and every time I plug I'm plugging WWWP. But one I think it was Qwerrty who plugged me with Nao. Who ever played In The Morning by Nao is my favorite plugger. WWWP also a good plugger.
Best Taste in Music: Frownland for the same reason he's the best site contributor.
Most Improved Member: elph. Slowly yet surely he's becoming less and less of a punk elitist. Though, I think when he drunkenly said that we should take what he says personally it was funny.
Most Underrated Poster: Neapolitan
Best Thread Starter: I don't know.
Most Missed Poster: Trollheart.
Most Diverse Music Taste: Rostasi.
Most Mainstream Music Taste: Batlord, MicShazam, Mindfullness and Lucem Ferre.
Thread of the Year: Your Day or I Can't Believe That News Story.
Moderator of the Year: WWWP. No offense to Kiiii, but one time she told him to quit being a pussy and I thought it was funny.
Best Journal 2018: OH's Lamp Lighter To Freak Fighter (only music one I've read at all) [merit]'s Ramblings because there is useful information last time I checked. That wasn't JUST about the evil lizard Jews from space.
Best New Member 2018: Windsock
Member of the Year 2018: Frownland
Best Rivalry: Chula VS Frownland or Elph Vs Capitolism, Condoms & Blue Jeans
Biggest Lounge Lizard: OH
Virtuoso of the Year: Mondo Bungle
Best Member Music Album (Released in 2018): Didn't listen to any, but lets be honest it's probably a Mondo Bungle one. **** it, let's go with OH's praise for Grey by Kiiii.
Lifetime Achievement Award: Trollheart for his care of his sister and genuinely trying to keep a positive attitude despite what ever stress or pressure he's under and Mord for overcoming trauma and not letting it define or hinder his life even though he had the excuse.

If the Phils happened this year then Avatar for Bulbasaur's Phil. And Bulbasaur also for a most missed member.

:clap:

Best Avatar: I like Frowns scientifically accurate solar system collage.
Best Signature: -10 points if you have one.
Sexiest Member (female): Dharma
Sexiest Member (male): Greg
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: Dude111 and Mindfulness tie on this one.
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: Have you heard the new Dir En Grey album? It's really good! Watch my journal for multiple updates on the subject. But maybe Elph deserves it for generally ****ing his pants over post punk whenever he writes a music related post.
Best Writer: I don't read any of the short stories, sorry.
Nicest member: Lisna by miles. The only member who hasn't insulted me. Yet.
Smartest poster: Lisna. For being wise enough to stay out of the mud.
Funniest member: Frown and Dharma and Greg. A three way tie.
Angriest Member: Chula and Bassoon almost tied, but I gotta hand it to Chula.
Best Mediator: Exo.
Best Site Contributor: Hard to say. Maybe a good all-round contributor would be Frown.
Biggest Music Contributor: Rostasi is posting bands I've never hard of multiple times every day.
Best Media Forum Contributor: no opinion on this one
Best Plugger (plug.dj): -
Best Taste in Music: Grindy probably posts most stuff that I haven't heard of but can dig.
Most Improved Member: OH. It's nice that he's not all acid now.
Most Underrated Poster: Lucem is a decent fellow these days.
Best Thread Starter: -
Most Missed Poster: Trollheart.
Most Diverse Music Taste: Janz, maybe?
Most Mainstream Music Taste: Mindfulness.
Thread of the Year: -
Moderator of the Year: Exo and Grindy have both been ace.
Best Journal 2018: Haven't been reading much, but it sure ain't mine.
Best New Member 2018: Windsock. Unitron a close second.
Member of the Year 2018: Grindy. Posts regularly, but I somehow still haven't felt a desire to kick him off a tall cliff.
Best Rivalry: Bassoon vs everyone.
Biggest Lounge Lizard:Porbably Ori, but I haven't been counting posts.
Virtuoso of the Year: Plank.
Best Member Music Album (Released in 2018): They're all tied in last place.
Lifetime Achievement Award: -

Suck my dick (after I give your mom permission to take a break)

Porbably, yeh

Aha. That must have been deleted before I saw it.

Tbh, I can't believe you guys are snubbing my Free fanboyism

There will be reprisals

That was my pick.

I'm sort of sad I came here too late to experience the whole Chula drama thing, it sounds intense. Does anyone want to give me a synopsis?

Frustrated alcoholic marital problems divulging all sorts of super personal ****

Like even like uploading the actual documents of his divorce and **** pictures of everyone in his family / the exact numbers in his bank accounts just anything

Then he would have tantrums over minor disagreements and since he always was having a tantrum a few of us kind of tag teamed using his personal **** against him / then it would be just comedy winding him up into an absolute furious meltdown

He’s actually a good dude - it was mostly his own fault but he got a fair dose of cruel abuse - but he dished it out too

Hopefully he’ll be back after his ban is up

The long and short if it even though he’s in denial- he needs to stop drinking

I think booze is like 75% of his problem

I miss dad.

Think of me as your Uncle Ernie

I always have

That's a pretty sad story actually. Hope he's doing better now

I'm wondering who he's talking to now and if they wish he'd go back on the internet.

Let's leave it at that.

Hopefully the time away is helpful for Chula, let's not air his dirty laundry when he's unable to speak to it himself.