If you could bring back one experience from your childhood...
 

If you could bring back one experience from your childhood or your teenage years, which experience would you bring back and why?

My answer:

I remember back in the 90's and early 2000's, people didn't have Netflix. People actually went to the video store and they rented movies. It was a very warm experience and it actually brought the community together... Call me old-fashioned but I still prefer holding a physical video or DVD in my hands. I love the smell of a DVD...

The first time I ever stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner.

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Definitely early sexual experiences same as everyone

Scoring the first goal my team had scored all season in our fourth game.

I was about 9 and it was the first goal I had scored for a real team and I was so proud.

I've still got the newsletter that reported on the game and described my goal.

Have you seen Snowtown Murders?

I remember scoring a goal for my Y team in soccer. The forward took a shot and the goalie knocked it back and it hit my thighs and bounced into the back of the net

I felt like ****ing Pele lol

I was so ecstatic

The dude who took the shot was hugging me and jumping up down screaming about how awesome I played it

Great feeling :cool:

What is this? Reddit?

My answer? Time.

Time when you were younger was a different kind of time. You wake up at maybe nine or ten. I don't know because it was a while ago but it was morning and you put on your clothes and you go eat some f*cking cereal and watch a cartoon or two and you go meet your friends in the f*cking woods and an ETERNITY passes until you see those summer street lights come on and you know you have to go home. I want to bring back the slow acting time that made Halloween last what seemed like forever after the sun went down and you got to cover the entire damn neighborhood and still have time to dig into your pillow case for the good sh*t before you went to bed. I want the slow moving molasses time that allowed for a cross town bike trip to the skate park, a full day of f*cking around, smoking pot, coming back down from being too high as a teenager (which takes a long time), and then making it home for dinner made by Mom only to go back out and get drunk in the woods.

Where's that kind of time gone? I wake up, take a sh*t, drive to work, and all of a sudden it's four PM and I'm already hoping for sleep. Being an adult is fun but you don't have the kind of time you had as a kid and I miss it f*cking terribly.

No

Jesus Exo that was ****ing well-written

I mean damn

Post of the year right there son

I'm drunk.