hahaha.... id really like to know how you actually managed to do that....

what is the worst pain youve ever endured
 

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When i injured my penis skateboarding.

^ HAHAHAHA! good work...

believe me you don't. :yikes:

Sometimes it doesn't have to be major accidents that hurt the most... Seriously, a wicklo or little cut on your finger can be hell. Oh, in case you're really unobservant, yes, I am an excuse for a male. :p:

- Stubbing your bare little toe on a hard object is a classic - have done that a fair few times.
- I once was playing hit (or tag, or touch, or whatever you may call it) in the playground (when I was little), only the catcher had to keep their eyes closed. I was the catcher, and I bashed my bare eye (my eyes were closed just a split-second before, so they didn't have time to do the reflex blinking to protect the pupils) into the metal fence..and it bled. Man, a bleeding eye?! Jeez...
- Landing time on an aeroplane is painful s*** for my ears: it's like somebody is trying to pull the drums out.
- In a supermarket, again when I was little, some ******* didn't realise I was peeking into the freezer, and f***ing full-on crushed my finger. Blood literally burst from it. >_<

^owww

That pretty much sums it up, yes. Although, it's got nothing on being hit in the nuts with a baseball... Seriously, you must have balls of steel if you're still fertile!

lol, always wanted to pop a wheelie on a Bobcat.

http://www.bobcat-scale-models.com/graphs/wheelie.jpg

*wrecked a dirtbike and took the metal handle bar right between the eyes (7 stitches, concussion, maybe a little.................brain damage). *stepped on a big a$$ rusty nail and it went right through the top of my foot. *running in gym class a few years back and slipped and bashed my head into the bleachers (knocked out cold). *getting hit in the junk with a tub of butter (dont ask).

lol, thats just asking for someone to give you the nickname "butternuts"

Yes! Or perhaps ''butternut squash''
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/3...tsquash0yj.png

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I sliced my fingers open unblocking a sink not realising there was broken glass in it & severed the nerve endings.Was almost 3 months till I could move my hand again.


Now on my middle finger there`s a small lump where they were severed & if I hit it with anything my whole hand goes dead

can you put that in my avatar? thats awesome

wow, im not good enuff for this thread, the very worst pain i felt b4 is wen i broke my toe, after running after my cuzzin, so i could beat em up, and he stopped outta no where and broke my little toe on his heel, but the worse part is he thought i was kidding and he stepped on it to make sure it was broken.....

but i did give him a broken nose afterwards =))

somebody thew a vhs tape at my nuts today....

^ow

^ yes very i threw up in the rental store and laid there for an hour and then some one stepped on me

This didnt happen to me, but a mate of mine.
Back in primary school my mate was playing was basketball, and the hoops were real short bcoz we were just wee fellas. Well our ball became wedged up at the hoop and someone had to give my mate a boost, so he climbed onto this rusty hoop and got the ball down. He threw it down, hit someone on the head and started laughing, this was when he slipped. One leg went through the hoop while the other went on the otherside. The hoop went straight up the middle and SPLIT his sack. I am not sh*tting you, puss ran down his legs for weeks...

So to this very day he owns the nickname pusballs lol

^lol, some1 stepped on u, that sounds pretty weird, but erm cant imagine the pain.... i hate wen ppl do stupid things like that, like throw something at ur pride!!

^ holy ouchh!!! i did that at a pool but didnt split my nuts in half

yeah but they stepped on my spikes so they went into his foot hehe:) im evil but then i came home and found my bollocks to be bledding and then i passed out

one time my sister got mad, and came up behind me with a full fist inbetween my legs, was on the ground for the longest time, its the only time i rlly remember crying from pain for that long... but always get revenge, so i ****ed in her bed

^ raunchy my dog bit me in the nuts once so i pissed on his bed nbut then i felt bad so i washed it

lol, to ur dogs bed lol!! poor dog, but its not like he meant it like my sis!! she did it for no reason, she deserved it!!!

allright this is for more soda for me. one time i was skiing (this is like the only bad crash ive ever had) i was going like fifty down a dbl black diamond trail and ther e was a line of snowboarders siting across the trail and i tried to stop but i ripeed out of my skis did two flips in the air landed on my bak then my skipole went into my nuts and i rollrd into a pit and laid ther until ski patol came and got i suffered two broken toes and a severly scarped back and legs and my nuts were truly blue. the only relief i got was when i learne d that one of my skis hit one of the snowboarders in the head.

lol, i dun think i stopped laughin while i was reading that, it sux that u got hurt tho, see thats y i dun do anything dangerous like that, but i guess according to others im missing out!!

^ dude i wanna im you sign on now!!!

^okk

That had to be scary as hell........


Well this is probley nothing but when I was about 12 my mom and I were painting my room so all my fruniture was in the middle of it including my bed. Well my bed is usually against the wall on the right side so the next morning I roll over half asleep, thinking that my back is going to be by the wall. Well I fell off but my leg slammed really hard on my end table. It was the kind of pain that makes you want to scream as loud as you can but you can't. So I sat there for 5 minutes holding my leg. Ok and example would be like how Peter from family guy acts when he gets hurt. Does that help? Anyway I ended up having a bruise about the size of a grapefruit, The bone chiped, and now I dont have any feeling in that area of my leg.....
Its not really much but it was painful.

Right now my back is in pain because it twisted the wrong way or something and now I cant get up or sit down with out the feeling that I wont be able to move again...

^ oww back twisting i did that a month ago and the pain is still here

one time my friend sleep over she was sleeping on the floor and i was on my bed and i forgot she was there so when i woke up to go eat i tripped over here and fell and ended up running my face into my dresser falling backwards and hitting the back of my head into the wooden part of my bed.... she slept threw the hole thing so i kicked her

^ kick haha