hahaha.... id really like to know how you actually managed to do that....

what is the worst pain youve ever endured
 

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When i injured my penis skateboarding.

^ HAHAHAHA! good work...

believe me you don't. :yikes:

Sometimes it doesn't have to be major accidents that hurt the most... Seriously, a wicklo or little cut on your finger can be hell. Oh, in case you're really unobservant, yes, I am an excuse for a male. :p:

- Stubbing your bare little toe on a hard object is a classic - have done that a fair few times.
- I once was playing hit (or tag, or touch, or whatever you may call it) in the playground (when I was little), only the catcher had to keep their eyes closed. I was the catcher, and I bashed my bare eye (my eyes were closed just a split-second before, so they didn't have time to do the reflex blinking to protect the pupils) into the metal fence..and it bled. Man, a bleeding eye?! Jeez...
- Landing time on an aeroplane is painful s*** for my ears: it's like somebody is trying to pull the drums out.
- In a supermarket, again when I was little, some ******* didn't realise I was peeking into the freezer, and f***ing full-on crushed my finger. Blood literally burst from it. >_<

^owww

That pretty much sums it up, yes. Although, it's got nothing on being hit in the nuts with a baseball... Seriously, you must have balls of steel if you're still fertile!

lol, always wanted to pop a wheelie on a Bobcat.

http://www.bobcat-scale-models.com/graphs/wheelie.jpg

*wrecked a dirtbike and took the metal handle bar right between the eyes (7 stitches, concussion, maybe a little.................brain damage). *stepped on a big a$$ rusty nail and it went right through the top of my foot. *running in gym class a few years back and slipped and bashed my head into the bleachers (knocked out cold). *getting hit in the junk with a tub of butter (dont ask).