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View Poll Results: Hawaiian pizza is worse than cancer
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Old 08-31-2019, 03:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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how do you crunch into a pineapple
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Old 08-31-2019, 03:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Compared to the rest of the pizza it crunches and the texture combination is awful.
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Old 08-31-2019, 03:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Compared to the rest of the pizza it crunches and the texture combination is awful.
You probably need to get it on a full pizza so that it can be fully cooked.
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Old 08-31-2019, 03:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Last night I ordered a pizza that was half Hawaiian and after one slice I picked all the pineapple off the rest of it cause it's ****ing wrong.
WTF are you talking about? You'e such a hoser. It's Canada's greatest contribution to the culinary arts since Canada invented the ... I'm sure they invented something before Hawaiian pizza ... maybe maple syrup drizzled in snow ... or maybe that was New England. idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Doesn't matter.
Quit hating on Canada via Hawaii & Hawaiian Pizza, eh!
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Old 08-31-2019, 03:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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What kind of nerd knows where Hawaiian pizza came from?
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Real Hawaiian pizza is pineapple and spam.
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Old 08-31-2019, 05:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Real Hawaiian pizza is pineapple and spam.
I usually delete spam. Next time it's going on my pizza.
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Old 09-02-2019, 05:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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It's alright. Not my favorite kind of pizza but it's good for the novelty.
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Old 09-02-2019, 09:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
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**** all you bitches that didn’t vote. If you didn’t vote then you can’t complain.
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