good job...

*worships*

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

:D

Spike i keep thinking your bunny has an orange trunk with white eyes, and is throwing up. :shycouch:

My eyes give me the scares:yikes:

did some one forget to take their happy pills??? :D

hahaha ok ill change it later

nope. took all 80mg. 2100 needed a good ass-reaming

this is no word of a lie. I nearly drowned to death in 8ft of pig **** at a rock festival about 10 years ago. I was trying to break in to see the prodigy when i fell off the wall into a slurry pit. after my friend stopped pissing himself laughing at me he realised my head was going under, while i was justin sayin 'ohjesusohjesusohjesusohjesus...'.
he caught my sleeve and pulled me out. i got up covered head to toe in brown gack,
screamed in his face and took off. just running across fields screamin!
i had drunk a bottle of really **** whiskey called 'vat 69'.

Being really stoned and trying to light my cigarette off the stream of water from the kitchen sink faucet instead of the stove, which was my intention in the first place.