I think y'all are floundering tbh.

This is a great oppor-tuna-ty to keep this thread from being a turtle disaster.

Can we just write the coddamn stories?

I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out.

Except with a corny sitcom laugh track.

This is sardine to get out of hand.

Anyways, it's offishal, Colossus is the title that everyone will be using for their stories.

Anyone is free to join in. Deadline for submissions is April 30 and I'll be posting them in a new thread on May 1.

To submit your story, go to https://pastebin.com/, paste your story in there, generate a link, and PM me the link.

Have fun, bitches.

Dang, mystery of the 3 inch stranger could have been a beautiful story about Batlord discovering his penis for the first time.

Well, now you can write a story about OH discovering his.

Surprise! I knew about it all along.