Alan Partridge (Courtney Love, Kiss, quotes, Lute)

Sneer · 08-10-2005, 02:48 PM

Best comedy on tv ever. steve coogan is an absolute genius for coming up with the character- who by the way has produced some of the best quotes ever:

"So..how seedy is this seedy Ron then?"..."No mate..a CD-ROM"

"The heat inside this Apple Pie Bar is 100 degrees celsius...if i was to squeeze it a jet of molten Bramley Apple will squirt out..could go your way..could go mine..either way one of us is going down"

"BASH YER ARSE"

"Dont be blue Peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"kiss my face"

"Needles to say..i did....drugs"

theres so many. and the best episode by far is the "crash bang whatta video" episode. fantastic. whos with me in appreciating this brilliance?

right-track · 08-10-2005, 02:51 PM

Ha Haaaaaaaar!

I'm a TIGER ...

...pure class

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-10-2005, 04:11 PM

plasticcowgirl · 08-15-2005, 08:19 AM

Alan partridge is genius.
One of my favourites..
"'I'd like a thick slice of Thin lizzy"
and "**** o doodle WHO" is grand x

musicparle.co.uk · 08-15-2005, 01:57 PM

Quote:

whos with me in appreciating this brilliance?

me!!! it is so funny

right-track · 08-22-2005, 02:59 PM

Courtney 'Love' child!!!

Courtney Love pregnant to Steve Coogan..."unbeleivable".

Love - "It was literally non-stop sex. Steve is a fucking sex addict and has a major substance problem".
"He even asked me to get ten viagra pills for him so he could keep going, despite the fact he was past the point of exhaustion".

Name: s1_02.bmp
Views: 13071
Size: 138.3 KB

I'm A Tiger

ladyluckrules · 08-22-2005, 03:09 PM

http://www.msn.co.uk/womens/unlikelycelebritycouples/
Oh the joy!

right-track · 08-22-2005, 03:13 PM

I'm amazed just as much about her accusing him of having a "major substance problem".

Sweet Jane · 08-22-2005, 09:42 PM

Hahahaha this amused me greatly. I can't stop picturing Alan Partridge, rather than Steve Coogan, with Courtney Love and some chocolate mousse. Back o' the net!

Rock Euphoria · 08-23-2005, 06:09 AM

Alan Partridge is possibly the greatest comedy ever, it's had me in stitches before. It's also produced some really great comedic quotes, some of which are really simple, but just so funny when said by him.

Shame there are only two series though (unless I'm mistaken there?).

08-10-2005, 02:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	Alan Partridge Best comedy on tv ever. steve coogan is an absolute genius for coming up with the character- who by the way has produced some of the best quotes ever: "So..how seedy is this seedy Ron then?"..."No mate..a CD-ROM" "The heat inside this Apple Pie Bar is 100 degrees celsius...if i was to squeeze it a jet of molten Bramley Apple will squirt out..could go your way..could go mine..either way one of us is going down" "BASH YER ARSE" "Dont be blue Peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "kiss my face" "Needles to say..i did....drugs" theres so many. and the best episode by far is the "crash bang whatta video" episode. fantastic. whos with me in appreciating this brilliance? __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

08-10-2005, 04:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	__________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

08-15-2005, 08:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
plasticcowgirl Groupie Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 11	Alan partridge is genius. One of my favourites.. "'I'd like a thick slice of Thin lizzy" and "** o doodle WHO" is grand x __________________ Legend has it Cowboys were once plastic. funky monk**

08-22-2005, 02:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Courtney 'Love' child!!! Courtney Love pregnant to Steve Coogan..."unbeleivable". Love - "It was literally non-stop sex. Steve is a fucking sex addict and has a major substance problem". "He even asked me to get ten viagra pills for him so he could keep going, despite the fact he was past the point of exhaustion". I'm A Tiger

08-22-2005, 03:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
ladyluckrules D: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Posts: 507	http://www.msn.co.uk/womens/unlikelycelebritycouples/ Oh the joy! __________________ AHOY SAILOR

08-10-2005, 02:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Ha Haaaaaaaar! I'm a TIGER ... ...pure class

08-22-2005, 03:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I'm amazed just as much about her accusing him of having a "major substance problem".

08-22-2005, 09:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sweet Jane Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 547	Hahahaha this amused me greatly. I can't stop picturing Alan Partridge, rather than Steve Coogan, with Courtney Love and some chocolate mousse. Back o' the net! __________________ Calvin: "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" Hobbes: "I'm not sure that man needs the help."

08-23-2005, 06:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
Rock Euphoria Groupie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Torquay, England Posts: 4	Alan Partridge is possibly the greatest comedy ever, it's had me in stitches before. It's also produced some really great comedic quotes, some of which are really simple, but just so funny when said by him. Shame there are only two series though (unless I'm mistaken there?).