Well.
I'd probably die of shock, die trying to figure out why my piss sorta goes through the toilet instead of into it, or just walk around aimlessly haunting the lives of every waste of life human I ever had the misofrtune of meeting. Bush doesn't count since everyone else wants to kill.

that'd be sick, i couldnt die again, so i'd just go around hurtling myself off cliffs all the time.

leme guess jiber? youd probably go skiing right?

If i was a ghost i'd go around to old peoples houses and move salt shakers and tea cups ever so slightly to the left.

^ haha

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

id like to pants public officials during live satellite broadcasts

^ well thats also nesscesery