"The saw movies are about actual saws, right?"

Saw that one coming

What was your motive behind this joke

lol so true.

"Are you going to eat that last slice?"

When I was working at the Natural History Museum, we for a time had an exhibit in the zoology building about homosexuality in the animal kingdom.

It had some coverage in the press and a priest wrote a critical commentary in the paper where he asked rhetorically if that was a good spending of tax money and wouldn't it be better if we could spend that money helping these animals with their problems instead?

It's one of the profoundly dumbest things I've ever seen in print.

Chula!!!! :beer: LTNS!
As always, to annoy
Equal rights for gay badgers! As long as they're Catholic, of course...

That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me? :laughing:

Some old dude on a forum asked me what's the stupidest question I had ever been asked.

https://i.imgur.com/GqSpIMZ.jpg?1

:shycouch:

I'm hoping that pic is of you as a young plankster.

Think was only after the 3rd or 4th of his seven 'procedures'.

A spittin image I tells ya.

3nd?

****!

Couldn't decide between 2nd/3rd and 3rd/4th.

Is that you eating a sour apple? ... or were you practing your "B B King bending a string" face?

Don't think so.

Ask him where his banana is.

No. I think the object of the thread is sneer at stupidest questions. It's not to ask the stupidest & pervertest questions you can think of.

Ahhhh, still shaking the rust off.



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Yeah well that would be fine if the thread title was "Recall every stupid question you were ever asked". It isn't. All I asked is for people to recall the stupidest single question, so no, you're not expected to remember every dumb **** you took, sorry were asked.


A slight aside, well known Irish joke encapsulating the perhaps oddest answer to a question:

Guy pulls into rural Irish village, sees one old lad leaning on a gate smoking a pipe. Leans out of his car and asks how does he get to [insert place here].

Old guy on gate smokes, chews, thinks about it, smokes some more, nods.

"Well now," he says, "I wouldn't start from here."

If you in Ireland and it's an island how can you not get from one place to another? Are you saying it's impossible to go from Kerry to Derry? I mean I don't really know if there is an inter-county road system like America has an interstate highway. Is it like the roads don't connect and you have to drive through some guy's field swerving around sheep just to go from one road to another?

Thats me eating an onion and making my I just took a bite out of an onion face.

Wimp. Real men don't make faces.

https://monophy.com/media/M1MFz7mj1EMfK/monophy.gif

Well if you recognize the person asking the question then the probability that you know each other dramatically and exponentially increases. If you don't recognize the person there is always that awkward pause before you say "no!"

I am a child and I will make a face if I want to thank you very much.

Well done, old bean.