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Apparently I’ve been banned from the gas station for playing ‘The Who’ too loudly on my car stereo...


I won't get fueled again.

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Could
All Get One...

You know, I think Trolls has a bad joke thread somewhere too :D

You don't say!

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It sucks that pinball has gone the way of the dodo in terms of popularity. I love pinball. There's something so exhilirating about physically hitting the flipper buttons, feeling the vibration of the bumpers, watching the ball fly up the ramps, and seeing the lights go crazy when you hit all the drop targets, and of course, the crushing dread as you slowly watch your last ball inevitably hit the outlane, with the only feeling left being: "Just one more go...", as you drop another quarter in. It's a perfect time and a wonderful way to waste away a few hours, especially when you have multiple machines to play with.

Digital pinball has gotten much better (Pinball FX3, Zaccaria Pinball, etc.), and it even has digital recreations of classic machines, but it just aint the same as standing in front of the real deal.

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interesting....

^Thanks for the tip about Stern machines Dianne, but if I ever get around to buying a pinball machine, I'm more of a Bally-Williams guy anyways. :beer:

Those that made it this far surely must be old fogeys by now...figurabley speaking...

I was born an old fogey.

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Can you believe we used to have to get up out of our chairs to change the channel, raise or lower the volume, or, frequently, to indulge in that quaint and long-forgotten rite of banging the **** out of the top of the telly to get the reception back?

You should see what my step-father does to the laptop when it doesn't boot up fast enough :laughing:

And now we don't even have knobs, buttons, or doodads on our TVs. It's communism, I say!

I still do have to get up to do that (and actually, it's just channels I have to change, because the volume is forever stuck and I can't change it). My TV is a piece of hot garbage. I'm never getting a SmartTV again, with all of its stupid useless bloatware and endless updates and sleepy annoying UIs.

Maybe you just bought a ****ty smart TV cause mine is fine.

See that's the thing, I purposely spent more on a Samsung b/c I thought I'd avoid this kind of **** - how long have you had yours and what brand is it? I think I had mine for around 4 years before it basically **** the bed.

What if my wife bought it?

I have a Sharp Acquos or something. It doesn't give me any trouble other than occasionally the remote will refuse to work (maybe once a month or less) then I have to unplug it (as the remote won't even switch it off) plug it back in and all is fine. It's not a Smart TV though: it can't even do long division. It has no internet capability, unless used as a monitor for my computer. It does have USB slots which are neat, other than that it's pretty basic. It's lasted me about 5 years now I think, and I have another in the box waiting if/when this waves bye bye some fine morning.

That's the one. well, that's a 46 in. Mine is 40 I think and it doesn't have that centre stand but rests on two kind of runners, one either side. Other than that, pretty close.
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yeah the other one down there
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I don't know it was some $200 Roku thing two years ago. But the TV I had for years before that was some random late model CRT thing whose buttons and remote **** the bed after not too long and I just dealt with it.

I mean just assuming that the latest technology that you bought represents the entirety of what you can buy is just a dumb guy thing. I mean maybe you just happened upon something that sucks. Maybe your experience is meaningless.

Yeah it's possible my experience is totally anecdotal in regards to its meaningfulness or predictability for other brands of SmartTVs - but after doing research, the problem I have is apparently widespread among Samsung SmartTVs of the time - and there's no real solution for it. The fact that this thing has the ability to get software updates and the issue still hasn't been fixed just pisses me off. It's like, what's the point of even having software updates? If the problem is so big and convoluted that it's not worth it to a giant company like Samsung to put in the resources to fix it, then someone in their development/q&a team needs a punch in the face.

I've had an old Vizio plasma TV since around 2007 and it's still just fine. No issues. If I use an Amazon firestick or a Playstation to stream stuff, and I connect it to a Dumb 4K tv (which do exist), I have this feeling (and I guess that's all it is) I'll have better luck.

So don't buy Samsung?

You probably just bought the only functional smart tv, batlord.

Maybe his TV is just too smart. Doesn't feel like working, so doesn't. Beware Skynet...

If there's one thing I'm absolutely sure of: it's that my TV is definitely not too smart. I've lived with these issues for over a year now because the volume is stuck at a decently okay level and I have ways to work around the issues. I kinda want it to just die and give my cheap ass a reason to replace it.

To add another wrinkle to the story of my wizened SmartTV - I have a friend who's had similar, but not identical issues with his SmartTVs. They weren't Samsungs - I know one was a Vizio but don't remember the other brand (some cheap Walmart brand, so that one was probably a given).

The ability to get software updates introduces at once the possibility to fix unexpected problems, but also the possibility to introduce entirely new ones. If I do end up getting another SmartTV, I'll probably either get a cheap Roku one (like you mentioned Bat), or I'll get an LG (I've heard good things about the brand).

If not, I'm sticking with a troglodyte TV that can display in 4K but can't connect to the internet.

Despite my reservations with these things, I do look forward to Smart toilets that, as soon I put the seat down to position myself to start pinching a loaf, will project an image on the wall in front of me and start playing whatever was queued up in my "Watch later" playlist on my Youtube account - that'll be the day. Plus, of course, it will have heated seats that will automatically adjust the temperature based on the estimated BMI of the person sitting on them to optimize efficiency in loosening up the bowels.

I want it to project an image of my butthole in real time.

Good idea! But then, it'd need a waterproof camera embedded near the bottom of the toilet bowl. Might need to clean off some skid marks occasionally, but not too big of a deal. Same thing as having a backup camera in your car during the winter.

Cause homeless people keep ****ting on your car?

Nah thankfully my car doesn't have a backup camera for them to **** on

Lenny at 55... dayum.

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He's right, you know:


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Diba diba dibet dib dow dow

In a book set in London in the '60s I came across the price of a rented room per week: "thirty-five shillings*".

Given that this was the currency of my youth, I was surprised how long it took me to realise what kind of value that was. Of course British currency back then had a kind of whimsical quality to it, with units apparently chosen just for the fun of the thing: the "Guinea", at one pound and one shilling, the "Half-Crown" at two shillings and six pennies, making it one eighth of a pound. And the "Thrupenny Bit" which was equal to two penny-ha'pennies, or one eighty-fourth of a guinea: simple, once you get the hang of it.
And with shillings being divided into twelve pennies, generations of British school children were obliged to learn the "Twelve Times Table" by rote repetition, the chanting of the class culminating in the triumphant "Twelve twelves are a hundred and forty-four!" - as if this were the ultimate height to which arithmatic could possibly go, as well as providing the key, the pinnacle of financial wisdom.

* It's about two US dollars; laughable by today's prices.

That's nothing: in my research for my Old American West journal I came across people paying CENTS for their hotel rooms. Mind you, we're talking 1860 -1890 area, but still.

"How much for a room?"
"Ah, that'll be six cents, mister." "
"Oh wow. And what if ah want runnin' water with that?"
"Oh that will cost yer nine cents sir."
"NINE cents? Ah cayn't afferd that! What do ye reckon ah am, made o' money?"
:D

I used to shop at a Five and Dime store with my grandparents. Most things were 5 to 10 cents and less. They'd give me a quarter and I'd go nuts.

Your wish could be granted...how smart though...

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well you'll save on toilet rolls for starter..

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1,399 Euro? You are shitting me! :laughing: Might as well throw your money down the toilet! And what about when it becomes sentient and self-aware and tries to kill you, huh? Huh? Anyone thought of that? Talk about being caught with your pants down!

QUOTE=Trollheart;2194909]1,399 Euro? You are shitting me! :laughing: Might as well throw your money down the toilet! And what about when it becomes sentient and self-aware and tries to kill you, huh? Huh? Anyone thought of that? Talk about being caught with your pants down![/QUOTE]

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you've made me come all over flushed now....
lulla bye bye...

For decades, up to December 2019, we had a 60” Mitsubishi analog TV that rolled around on wheels. Hated to get rid of it because it still worked great. Once every three or four years, something minor would go out and the repair guys would tell us to keep it as long as possible because the cards in the digital ones would go out all the time and replacing them would be at least half the cost of a new TV. After remodeling the house, we decided that it was time to go with the digital. Still miss the CRT one that rarely gave us problems - we’d just turn the thing on and it would work. Can’t always say that now. Often, it’s a real pain in the ass when it comes to doing the most basic of tasks.

I never heard of a sixty-inch analogue TV! Thought they only made those somewhat outlandish sizes when TV went all digital and flatscreen. I think the biggest CRT TV I had was about maybe 24 inch? Very reliable yes for years, but one day it just died and that was my signal to move to digital (no pun intended - what pun?) since when I've had precisely two TVs, a 32-inch LG - nothing wrong with it, still working so far as I know but changed it for a bigger one, which is a 42-inch Sharp, again no problems. Neither are/were SMART TVs.