bad teachers
 

my 8th grade science teacher mrs. potter
reason 1 she is stupid she said that noahs arc was made of gold and had electrical proprtys i asked her/he about it later and she said i could find that iformation in any king george bible and she tried for three weeks to get my friends girl friend to brake up with him until he cracked and was suspended for a week.

OKAY

Teacher #1

My 8th Grade writing teacher she pulled me and my best friend jon to talk to about our grades.She was like "you guys are flunking and theres only one way you can pass" me and him are like "what?" "if you guys have sex with me ill pass you both" so we started running down to the principals office screaming "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!"

Teacher #2

My gym teacher had a huge crush on my friend maria and like everytime she shower he would walk through (even if there were curtains) to check for boys and did all the creepy stalker stuff.So one day in gym he slaps her ass and my friend jon sent his foot straight into his crotch!

Teacher #3

My music teacher.


FUCK YOU MR. JOHNSON

tell your friend jon that he is now my favorite person of the day.

tell him to wear steel caps next time

1. My 3rd grade teacher stood around and screamed at the special ed student all day.

2. My middle school math teachers seem to favor the preps.

I tripped up a reliever once, that didnt go down too well.

why did you put "her/he" if you wrote that she was a woman?

Well, it can be hard to tell sometimes...

well its most positivley said that my health teacher Mrs. Levitsky is a bitch i hate health and she said what your name and i said gg, allin and shes like idiot yournot gg allin and i said prove it and she said hes dead so i said take us on a field trip to see his grave then. thwn i threw a large wad of paper at her but it missed and hit another kid in the eye

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