Why?

Why not?

Because he's too busy watching Office Space of course.

Loved it. They really nailed all of the details.

Caught the new Star Trek (Discovery) and I have to say that so far I don't think a lot of it. Don't like the new idea with the Klingons, and they seem to be going so far out of their way to make it a racial/sexual inclusive process that it's actually coming across as something of a parody. Also, the titles suck balls. Like something from a show about renaissance art or something. Zero heart, zero effect, zero emotion, zero drama. I'll give it a chance (it's Star Trek after all) but I fear they may have stretched it too far this time...

I laughed once during this season's The Orville.

I was looking forward to that until I saw it's a MacFarlane show. Now my standards have been knocked down several levels, and I bet it still falls below them. :(

I think I'm going on an Adam West Batman binge. Haven't seen the show since I was a kid and having stumbled upon the Batman dancing thing on the very first episode I'm confident that this will be a good decision.

Please tell me you've seen this:
Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016) - IMDb

Not yet but I torrented it two days ago when I heard about it.