Ultimate B-Movie action Heaven?
 

Add Van Damme to this cast and I would die on the spot:

The Expendables (2010)

After the retro vibes of Stallone's Rambo, I have high hopes for a perfect beer movie!

I'm definately going to catch the midnight showing.

Isn't Jean Claude a bit old?

EDIT: Didn't click the link. I see now he'd be in good company.

yeah he is like 20 years older than Stallone rofl. Never knock the elders!

I've got bad news...

"Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally offered the role that went to Dolph Lundgren. Van Damme's reason for turning down the role was that he thought that there was no substance in his character."

This is the guy that starred in Street Fighter...

Who later redeemed himself with JCVD.

Anyways I'm already starting to think of quotes for this movie, a day or two and I'll have a few that I figure have a good chance at making in the movie.

Van Damme and Chuck Norris need to be in this or it's no good. Might as well get the whole crew together.

Are you ****ing kidding me?

Best B-Movie action star of all time pal. Look into it. Roundhouse kick to THE FACE!!!

Some one needs to watch The Street Fighter.

And also this. . .

B action movies were great. Any of you guys remember American Samurai?

Don't forget about ole' Steven Segal! He could play a tree trunk or something...

I do have a soft spot for movies like this

http://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/pub-d...nt-leeches.jpg

I caught Schwarzeneggers Raw Deal for the first time in god knows how long last night on regular T.V. It sucked major balls. It never was one of my faves but damn it was terrible. Apparently there were rumours in the 90's of a Schwarz, Stallone, Willis and Van Damme film with them kicking alien ass on a distant planet. That would have been the schizz.

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.co...kataposter.jpg

A movie so bad, it's great. Hilarious to watch, I thought I was the only person who ever saw this when I was growing up, but thanks to the internets a lot of people know of this now.

Anyone having doubts about how deadly gymnastics and karate combined can be, then watch the trailer.

I'll see your Gymkata, and raise you Slaughter in San Francisco.

I need to find and DL it, thanks!

Holy shit, I am so totally seeing this movie! And then I will go beat up some drug dealers/spies/terrorists/aliens/rich guys who are destroying the environment.

Be sure it's the one with Sonny Chiba, not Raul Julia and Jean-Claude.

Add these two and it's complete heaven. Nathan Jones (right) is a complete freak of nature)

http://www.adamriff.com/images/nathan_jones_1.jpg

He really is that friggin big *gulp*

Even Tony Jaa's kneecaps of death couldn't take him down.

Holy crap!

holy shit!
him and myself would be the perfect couple. :laughing:
if he were attractive..

hes a total tank but.
http://games.qq.com/images/tvgame/2005/11/15/tk/07.jpg

but aye, the film does actually look really good, going to have some pretty good actors :)

Trailer looks very bad :(

^ booooooooooooooooo

they couldn't even make the trailer worth watching

It's all ready so bad it's good.