Geordie Shore
 

Jersey and Newcastle, England. I may never have been to Jersey, but I struggle to imagine there are all that many similarities between these two places. Well, now there is one.

Now, for those who may not be aware, a Geordie is an individual from Newcastle upon Tyne in the North East of England. The neighbouring city to Newcastle, is named Sunderland, and the people who live there are referred to as "Mackems".

I live roughly somewhere inbetween these two cities, and was born in Sunderland.

We mackems love to rival the Geordies. Their city is without a doubt the bigger, better, and more historically significant city, so we are somewhat of an underdog. I actually love Newcastle but will often swear on all I have and stand for, to hating it.

It is this underlying love of Newcastle, that makes even me unable to laugh at this.

THIS is Geordie Shore!

I think every country has people like that! The last girl was hilarious - "I'm fit, I'm flirty and I've got double F's" :laughing:

I like to think I don't have it in me to strike a woman, but if I did...

oh yes I forgot to post about this yesterday when I saw the video.

especially since we were talking about remakes even though this is like a spin off but w/e

Why is it that they hold the males to such high standards but the females are just like 6s and 7s?

I think they all look pretty repulsive, but to be honest I thought the Geordie lasses they would have chosen for this show would be a hell of a lot rougher than they appear to be.

Welcome to England, where the loudest females are the average girls, while the absolute stunners have a quiet grace and dignity (and low self esteem because alot of the guys like you see on the Geordie Shore [I'm pretty sure there isnt a shore in Newcastle] are too self involved or too self conscious and scared of rejection themselves that they wont approach the stunners).

This show will be shít. Worse than Jersey Shore definitely.

Next it'll be a scottish one.....or australian.

I'm in the lab without headphones so I don't have audio... but I'll say those girls are way hotter than the Jersey Shore girls... It never made any damn sense to me why they would cast 4 extremely ripped, good looking guys for Jersey Shore, but not cast any hott girls.

hmm different strokes for different folks but those girls aren't that hot imo.

You don't think they are more attractive than chunky and ugly Snookie and Deena?

Future lower back pain member, ouchie.

Sure they are slightly more attractive than Deena but they are pretty equal to Snooki in my books

Especially that one girl right before the one at the end that was talking about her double Fs

I watched this.... I have never taken such an instant dislike to so many people in such a short space of time. Infinitely more shallow and without the comaraderie that the Jersey Shore people have, they have found 8 of the most detestable people ever. I swear Newcastle's reputation (lol) is ruined.

As a mackem, I should love that. I just can't bring myself to find this funny in any way. I may not live in Newcastle (actually, is this show not even filmed in Gateshead or something?) but I still live around here, in the north east. Nobody wants this show to exist.

I've only seen the trailer and the ad but I can just tell that these people are gonna be carefully selected, to find some absolutely disgusting, vile individuals.

I've heard there's no red light district in Newcastle... after watching this I'm not surprised, there seems no need for one! First episode, girl with a boyfriend gets a bit drunk and gives a blowjob to one of the guys she'll be living with... absolute classless, most likely disease infested trollops.

And aparently you have to have a tan if you want to pull in Newcastle. Because Newcastle is famous for its tropical weather, so a tan is just natural. Oh wait...

It says alot that I can pretty much guarantee that not one person from Jersey Shore would go near the Geordies. Pure grenades, the lot of them.

Hehe well you will find girls like that here, and girls here are notorious for going out dressed up in very little, even in the snow. But of course everywhere has girls like that, and they don't represent the majority, ours just have the rep for being "tough". There was actually something on local news during the winter when all the news headlines were about the snow, trying to persuade Geordie lasses to wear something when they were going out for the night.

The people on this show will of course be carefully selected. They always are on reality shows. I imagine that the kind of people who would apply to be on this show would be the same kind of people who apply to be on Jeremy Kyle.

Geordies come across as tough, I can't even have a carry on with someone outwith scotland without them thinking I'm going to beat the **** out them.

I don't find watching vile, sick, stupid, and narcissistic people on tv make complete fools out of themselves enjoyable. It's sad, it makes me hate humanity, and it makes me hate life. I'm not exaggerating, these kind of shows bring about the worst in me. I just wish there was somewhere that I could turn to and get some sort of positive feelings, but no this garbage is everywhere. I guess I'll go watch Yo Gaba Gaba. :(

OI! that's Neils people!




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