Yeah, I want to apply for a bank loan and become the British James Dean.
I can hold a girls hand and tell her it'll be alright before blowing a load on her face.

Well of course there isn't.
Use your head, if they advertised they existed everybody would want one.

You need to get a recommendation from somebody who already has one.

^its like google plus

Well that is true.

Become a Scientologist.

Tweet celebs and get responses.

another vote for bleach ahole.

or get surgery until you are a flawless female and then make a sex take with ray j