I mean I can't think of any and I don't have any female comedians in my top 5 but why are you hammering on this? It won't make you any funnier by association as a male. Only drugs can do that.

I'm genuinely curious.. I'm not unwilling to be convinced.

Drugs could potentially make me funnier but Steel Reserve will only continue to make you dumber.

Old news. Colt 45 High Gravity has .5 more alcohol content and is a dollar cheaper per tallboy six pack.

.5 more?

Wow that's amazing. Too bad there isn't anything that's like 40-50% alcohol available

Stop drinking, pussy

8.5 you non-Jew mathtard.

Yeah I spotted that mistake already. You're still a lightweight pussy ftr

You should drink wine, it's like 13 percent.

It's not all I drink in a night. Just the centerpiece.

Only Merlot and Chardonnay. Most wines are slightly less. There's nothing like a good wine buzz though. There's also nothing like a good wine hangover.

But truth be told, if you're gonna be a self destructive alkie and can't even stomach the taste of cheap liquor you should skip the middle man and go straight to AÀ cause you ain't built for this life son

Five years in and I'm still fully functional so maybe the middle class can just deal with their booze better than poor people.