MB Video Game Classics: Blitzkrieg
 

I've never played this one before but apparently it's a real time tactics game based on WWII. Seems pretty dope.

Never played it. Charming graphics though:

https://images9.gry-online.pl/galeri.../362370875.jpg

I love how you have your StarCrafts where it's all APM and juggling fifty things at once, and then there's Blitzkrieg which is just you sitting back with six 155mm guns pounding enemies you can't even see and turning the speed up to +10 can't ain't nobody got time fo' dat. Then five minutes later you stop looking at your phone and finally roll out to see if anything is left standing for you to fight. There's like two guys huddled in a trench.

USA! USA! USA!

The game does look legit ****ing awesome.

When you got your max'ed-out main squad all built up with six crazy heavy artillery pieces and six Konigstiger tanks it's like walking into a Final Fantasy fight with a team ten levels higher than necessary so you can just treat Kursk like your bitch.

Oh and one great thing about Blitzkrieg is that it was obsessed with being historically accurate. If you got a light tank that historically would get **** on by a heavy tank you can't just get five of the bitch tanks to gang up on one beast tank. You gotta use strategy. If you have all five come at the big guy from the front all five will die. Each tank has armor rankings for the front, sides, and back, so a light tank attacking a heavy tank front on will do literally no damage and you'll even get to hear the ping sound of a ricochet. You gotta hit that bitch from the sides or back, and if you somehow are coming at a monster heavy tank with an entry level light bitch tank then just quit cause you might as well be shooting spitballs.

Shermans will cry at this game while Tigers scream victory that resounds from the mead halls of Valhalla.