I'm definitely gonna be checking out this thread whenever I'm in horror movie mode. Diabel sounds like a hoot.

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Splatter Farm, 1987

And now for something completely different. I'm not gonna try to pass this off as a masterpiece or even a "good" movie cuz I guess technically it's not. A C-Grade $12 budget horror jaunt with spectacular non-acting that thankfully doesn't take itself seriously in the slightest and offers good laughs strictly from how ridiculously deadpan-ly the line is delivered.

Alright though, appearance and technicalities aside, I still love Splatter Farm and all it's wonderful splatter charm. In all seriousness (granted that's not too much), I think it does succeed in being highly creepy in its minimalistic, low rent atmosphere. The gore too is oddly captivating and on a few occasions the movie gets genuinely gross and disturbing.

If you want artsy this and that or quality anything then I suggest you steer clear of Splatter Farm and any other movie with splatter in the title. So I wouldn't actively recommend it to anyone but it holds a place in my heart and the dialogue is gold.

Pure gold.

taken down from YT and I'm not sure where else it could be found anymore :(

Reminds me of how Redneck Zombies is dumb as **** but that scene where the zombies are tearing the guy's stomach open and pulling out his intestines is legit gore nirvana.

Yo Mondo, have you seen Blood Diner?

check out Motel Hell

yeah, it's alright but didn't splatter as much as I hoped it would

The straight up plagiarism of Blood Feast I'm sure is intentional (as I think it was originally gonna be a sequel now that I think about it?) but doesn't help

Blood Feast > Blood Rage > Blood Diner >>>> Blood Freak

Never seen Blood Feast but I have clear memories of seeing it at a tiny movie rental store in a super market that I went to constantly as a kid with my mother. I was young enough (like four years old plus a few extra years until the store closed and my heart broke) that I didn't even know how to spell blood so I was confused at what "blewd" was supposed to mean, and the horror section was right next to the register so I had a lot of time waiting in line to look at the VHS box cover time and time again and think about it.

my porno list:

Hardgore
Thundercrack!
Through the Looking Glass
Nightdreams
Café Flesh
everything Urotsukidōji
Sixteen Tongues
Rape Me

stoked

Herschell Gordon Lewis's effects are uncanny as a splatter of fact