22/Male Seeking Artist or Group to Fall in Love With

I've had many crushes in my young life; I've even been in love a few times; however, I've reached a point where I've lost that tingle in my trousers.

When I was in high school I had a lot of false alarms. I was quick to say "I love you", but did so without even really knowing what true love was. I flung that love out to whatever was hot and on the radio willing to put out.

I graduated to college, where I found my first TRUE love: Underground Hip-Hop. A bit of Blue Scholars, a dabble of Sweatshop Union, some Jedi Mind Trick zest. I started doing things like making mixed CDs for them--that's when you know you're caught up.

This was a long-standing relationship, one that I still haven't put behind me. We continued to age and grow together. I added Atmosphere, DOOM, Common, Living Legends, and so on and so forth. At some point, I needed something new.

Like any good Bro Namath in college, I let Jack Johnson dote on me. How else could me and my fellow Bro-do Baggins's get down, while playing Halo and trying to get girls naked? Like all relationships rooted in sex, this one saw its fair share of problems... It became more of a niche- a hit it and quit it, if you will- good for rainy days, studying, and impressing girls. I needed more inspiration.

Enter: The Black Keys. This was the party girl, dancing on a table top, grabbing everyone's attention with her boisterous personality. How could you not like her? Yeah, she's loud; maybe slightly obnoxious to some; but, she pulled me in like no other. She opened my eyes to entirely new genres.

Lately, The Black Keys- along with other garage, blues, honey-drip vocals, alt rock groups- have been constantly on my mind. Somewhere, though, in a small crevice in the curls of my brain, is a thought. A thought that it's possible I could stray; I could find something on the side that will give me butterflies in my stomach like when I was a kid; something that will give me that wet-my-pants joy.

I need help though. That is why I've made this want ad. I need an artist or group that I can fall in love with. I'm not looking for one or two tracks; I'm not even looking for one or two albums; I'm looking for a band with an ENTIRE CATALOG that is worth cop[ping/ulating]. I want something lip-biting, ***-in-my-pants good.

Look, I'll always love you, baby, but it's time to find something new to reinvigorate my life.

Can you be that group? [Please, let me know!!!]

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The Irish whiskey product (in photo above) will reinvigorate your life so much, you'll bite your freakin' lips right off your face.

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That torpedo ipa looks really really good...but I doubt I'll ever be able to find it out here in Chicago.

But while I'm on the subject, what do you think of Samuel Smiths?

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You know, I just had my first Samuel Smith's brew last night. I know Smith's ranks high on sites like beer advocate, but I don't see it too many places around here. Just tried the Winter Welcome Ale, and it was tasty. It was flavorful, but not overpowering like an IPA. Speaking of IPAs, I have a PSA:

PSA!!!
Do not drink Full Sail IPA! If you're looking for a beer pong substitute for Bud Light, then this IPA might be right up your alley. If you're looking for a beer that has some actual flavor, hoppyness, and isn't watered down- then look elsewhere. Seriously, if you can tilt back and chug a bottle of India Pale Ale, without any repercussions, then there is something wrong. I made the unfortunate decision to buy this piece of **** a week ago, and it is comparable to American light microbrews. For something that boasts that it is "generously hopped", it fails to deliver. **** this. I think I'm boycotting this brewery for the time being. For shame. Be warned, public, be warned...