Star Drek: Trollheart and The Batlord's Star Trek Voyager Slapfest!
I've been a Star Trek fan all my life. I grew up on the original series with Kirk, Spock, Scotty and McCoy, and was delighted when the franchise was revived in 1987 with Star Trek: The Next Generation, with the series updated to the new moral codes and much deeper storylines and a touch less of the comic relief. Deep Space 9 followed in 1993 and when Voyager premiered two years later we had two Trek shows running concurrently. Surely it could not get any better, I thought?
And I was right. It didn't. Voyager was, for me, a huge letdown. Like any series, you give it a chance for a few episodes, even a season, but Voyager in many ways never really got going. Sure, it had some good episodes but they were few and far between and generally the show became for me, and for a large percentage of the Star Trek followers, the weakest of the three descendants of the original. But my buddy The Batlord does not agree, and in the pages of this journal we will go head to head, watching every episode of Voyager and debating the strengths and weaknesses of each, as well as trying to put the series in perspective. Expect the sparks to fly. Expect scraped knees and red faces. Expect shouted insults and stony silences. Expect a real contest of wills, fact challenged by preference, namecalling and sulking, as two of the most rabid Trekkers here (yeah he probably doesn't consider himself a Trekker but anyone who's willing to partake in a debate with me about the merits or otherwise of Voyager can't avoid the implication) square off against each other in an arena which only one will leave from, bloody but undefeated. That will be me, of course. Welcome, one and all, to... |
"Slapfest"? Sounds kinky, have fun.
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It was supposed to be "Slap-Fight", but apparently it was in one ear and out the other.
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Galaxy Quest > Any Star Trek Series
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Star Trek, the original series (TOS) also called Classic Trek Star Trek The Next Generation Star Trek Deep Space Nine Star Trek Voyager Enterprise, later Star Trek Enterprise and yeah, there are I think ten "original" films to date, with two more from the "reimagined" universe and a third in the pipeline. |
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Just ribbin ya TH. I've binged watched Star Trek TNG and the original series a few times (nothing beyond that), but GQ was a pretty good likeness, and as much of a parody of the whole culture.
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Trollheart and Unknown Soldier's Animated Slapfest
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http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...ntral_view.jpg Okay then, let's get this party started! For anyone who needs a refresher, has never seen the series or just needs a basic idea of what we're talking about, here's a Wiki link. We'll do this with each episode. If anyone has any specific questions that aren't answered by reading the Wiki synopsis, ask us."Mr. Paris ... Engage!" Season One, Episode One: "Caretaker" Caretaker (Star Trek: Voyager) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A few snarky and really unimportant points before I make my case: Cheesy lines: Betazoid (Scotty?) rebuffing the clumsy advances of Tom Paris: “Do you always fly at women at warp speed, Mister Paris?” Paris: “Only when they're in visual range.” Oh puke, man! Puke and double puke! Luckily, they quickly discarded these chat-up lines. Neelix. Oh dear god! Neelix! Why? WHY? (More on that later, you can be sure). Okay, those little niggles aside, I have, to be fair, few problems with this first episode. Well, I'd be a right dick if I kicked it on its maiden voyage now wouldn't I? But there is one fundamental flaw with the storyline that I have, and it needs to be addressed now, as it affected my enjoyment of the series ever after. The Maquis are the sworn enemy of the Federation and Starfleet, believing themselves betrayed by the one and chased by the other. Voyager was hunting them when they all got pulled into the Delta Quadrant. Now, at the end of the first episode, Janeway decides that “this will be one crew: a Starfleet crew.” And nobody has any objections? Everyone just accepts it. There are no dissenting voices, despite Torres's perceived hatred of the Federation and not to mention that these are all technically outlaws. But to an extent that's ok: everyone has to live together and they're the only ones of their species --- so far as they know --- in this quadrant. But the seeds could and should have been sown for a real power struggle, as factions within the crew still loyal to the ideals of the Maquis sought to disrupt the missions, perhaps not quite sabotage the ship but certainly do all they could to make life harder for Janeway and Starfleet. After all, at this moment were they to get home all the Maquis would likely be imprisoned. They don't have a lot to look forward to. It could have given rise to some great stories, some fine plots: a real Fifth Column within the Voyager crew. But it never happened. There was no uprising, no “terror cell”, no clandestine meetings in which the Maquis plotted the overthrow of Janeway and the mutiny on the Voyager. Just never happened. Everyone fell into line. Is that believable? All the hatred, all the injustice, all the sense of betrayal these people had at the Federation and Starfleet just went away, just like that? All was forgiven? Not one person cradled a dark desire to strike back at the military arm of the people who had signed over their homes to the Cardassians? Everyone was okay with it? This could have provided tension and uncertainty throughout at least the first season. Instead, it was brushed aside as if the Maquis had never existed. A process that would become the norm as this series progressed. To quote a line from Frasier, “That's what I got a problem with!” and Frasier's snobby reply, “I think he means, that is a thing with which he has a problem!” Then there's the unilateral decision to destroy the array. Yes, she is captain and generally her word is law. But this was an extreme situation. She was essentially condemning people --- some very young, like Kim --- to what could be a lifetime away from their own kind. She was effectively sentencing the entire crew of Voyager, and the Maquis, to a 75-year prison sentence. They would never see their friends or loved ones again. They would never serve on another starship, unless as a passenger after retirement. If they had children, they could be dead before the crew would even get back to see them. It's a horrible decision she was faced with, and I know it happened quickly and couldn't be debated, but she never even asked anyone. She just made the decision, for everyone. What about the Maquis? They didn't sign up for this, and they certainly should have been angry at a Starfleet captain --- their enemy --- making such a pronouncement and condemning them to exile. I feel if Picard had been in this position things might have turned out differently. And was a race of aliens they were unaware even existed until a few days ago worth sacrificing the chance of ever seeing home again for? Oh and I thought of one other thing since writing this: why did Janeway not look for a third option? She had two: destroy the array and be stranded there, or leave it and allow the genocide of the alien race to take place. But there could have been a third choice. Surely, with all their inventive little Starfleet minds, they could have rigged something that would have detonated AFTER they had used the array to get back home, thereby accomplishing the twin tasks of protecting the Caretaker's legacy and also not forcing their crew to grow old in the Delta Quadant? But it wasn't even discussed. I know they were under attack, but aren't Starfleet personnel supposed to thrive under pressure? Even Tuvok, with his logical Vulcan mind, couldn't think of an alternative? He didn't question the captain's --- on the face of it --- crazy order? I know the needs of the many are supposed to outweigh the needs of the few, but come on... Well, over to you, Bats! |
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I will also point out that we are reviewing one episode at this point, and not an entire series, or even an entire season. So his points about how the series may or may not develop are irrelevant at this point and should be ignored. I would also like to say that, while it has been years since I have an episode of Voyager, I do remember there being tension with at least part of the Maquis. How this played out I really don't remember, but I question whether my colleague even knows what he's talking about, since it sounds like it's been a long while since my vaguely-esteemed colleague has even seen an episode of Voyager, so it seems unfair for him to be referencing views that may have been colored with the passing of years. But aside from Trollheart's pithy whining about the Maquis, I was surprisingly entertained by this episode. The buildup before Voyager was dropped into the Delta quadrant wasn't anything particularly special, but the array being populated by holographic hillbillies was more than a little amusing, and did a nice job pulling the rug out from under me. There have been many odd episodes of Star Trek over the years, but I wasn't expecting to have something like that dropped on my head so quickly. The underground city was probably the biggest highlight though. I imagine the special effects they used to render it so bitchin'ly cost more than a normal episode would allow, but as a way to impress right off the bat, it worked quite well. (Unfortunately the only scans I could find are kind of ****ty.) Spoiler for isdbvd:
This wasn't the most brilliant episode of Star Trek ever by any means, but it was still a fair amount of fun, and Trollheart seems to be going out of his way to rob himself of that fun. |
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This was a series that was to join the hallowed ranks of Next Generation, Deep Space 9 and the original Star Trek. Trekkers expected it to be well-written, which is why it was so slated. You don't get a pass for saying "oh it's just fun and everyone was just glad to see more Trek." Incorrect. Trekkers had Next Gen and Deep Space 9. Another series was welcome, sure, but they weren't so starved for Trek that they would accept any old ****e. This had to be good, and to my mind it did not measure up. In fact, you as much as agree with me by saying that good writing was not expected. What crap. Of course it was. Quote:
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I'll have plenty of good things to say about the show, but when it sucked it sucked a big one, and it sucked more often that not. That's my main contention and the end of this current submission. Thank you for your time. :) Any biscuits around here? |
I aim to watch some of these Voyager episodes starting with the opening episode in the next few days.
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Batty, are we getting back to this? It's been over a month since we last posted. I'm waiting for you but I can start again if you want. If however you're fed up with it, lost interest or too busy we can drop it, but I'd rather know if you intend keeping this going. If so, we need to be more regular with our entries; this is on the third page of the journals section already. We need to remain on the second at worst but preferably nearer the first page.
Let me know your thoughts. I know it might seem like maybe this was a cool idea and now you're not interested or haven't the time, so I understand if that's the case but I would like to know where I stand. |
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In other words, even the dead don't stay dead. So there's a chance. If himself wants to... ;) |
I really don't wanna bail on something I've made a commitment to, especially after only one episode, but along with my comic book stuff, I'm also busy trying to set classes up for community college, and I'm kind of behind schedule and scrambling to make up lost time. So for the next couple weeks at least, I don't think I'm going to have the energy to keep up with this. After that, I hope I'll get into the swing of things, but for now, I'm gonna have to put this on the back burner.
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Fair enough. Knock it on the head till after Xmas?
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We've put this on ice till after Christmas, but I just wanted to throw out an idea. I don't even know if my learned friend (!) is into it, but we were discussing this week the merits of the Star Wars movies over each other, and it occurred to me that people might be interested in us nerd-slapping each other over things like that too. Or would you prefer to keep it all Voyager? Or do you care?
If Batty is not interested in doing that, and someone else is I would be happy to debate with them, but if nobody thinks it's a good idea we can keep this "Voyager-pure". Just an idea as I say. It could even --- maybe --- be expanded out into films other than sci-fi. Maybe. |
LiL and I had a Billy Joel slap-fight the other night. However, I don't think I'm a big enough nerd to debate anything with you. Except classic literature, perhaps.
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