Music Banter - I need help with a song title and artist

hello all

I have parts of a song my father use to sing. He would sing this to my mom when he performed, but I only have bits and piecies of the song. Please help me locate the artist and name of the song. I thought it was painted women, or If I ever need a lady I'll call you. it is classic country.

You drink cokes
and I drink wine
you don't stay out after nine
and thats when I'm getting up to lace my shoes.

?????Don't get mad when you see
painted women out with me ??????
If I ever need a lady I'll call you