Ke$ha

poppie · 12-22-2010, 05:03 PM

check this tune out by ke$ha called animal

YouTube - Ke$ha - Animal (Official Video, HQ) + Download link and Lyrics

maskedsuperstae3 · 01-08-2011, 01:50 PM

I think she's a great performer. Watching her I just keep thinking "What's she going to do next??" which keeps my interest

Dr_Rez · 01-08-2011, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by maskedsuperstae3

I think she's a great performer. Watching her I just keep thinking "What's she going to do next??" which keeps my interest

I wonder how big each one of my craps are going to be. It keeps me interested in pooping.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-08-2011, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ

I wonder how big each one of my craps are going to be. It keeps me interested in pooping.

Now you've got me interested too

RVCA · 01-08-2011, 04:18 PM

My friend once crapped so hard, he broke our toilet. Forever after, it would make a loud clunking noise upon flushing.

Dr_Rez · 01-08-2011, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by RVCA

My friend once crapped so hard, he broke our toilet. Forever after, it would make a loud clunking noise upon flushing.

He didnt crap in the top tank did he?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-08-2011, 04:27 PM

I did a turd once that must have been at least 12-14 inches long.

It was so impressive I didn't want to flush it.

Dr_Rez · 01-08-2011, 04:31 PM

That is seriously pretty damned impressive. Although if your thinking of going professional I believe they are more concerned with overall weight rather than length. Although I think the question is more if that can be flushed not will be flushed.

The standard measuring unit for human faeces.
1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.

Here is an official document on the matter.

Couric

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of ****. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.

TockTockTock · 01-09-2011, 04:33 PM

Why is everyone talking about crap? I thought we would be talking about the crap that Kesha makes that some people call music?

poppie · 01-09-2011, 04:58 PM

my guess haters of ke$ha maybe...

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Originally Posted by JackPat

Why is everyone talking about crap? I thought we would be talking about the crap that Kesha makes that some people call music?

01-08-2011, 04:27 PM	#387 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I did a turd once that must have been at least 12-14 inches long. It was so impressive I didn't want to flush it. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

01-08-2011, 04:31 PM	#388 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	That is seriously pretty damned impressive. Although if your thinking of going professional I believe they are more concerned with overall weight rather than length. Although I think the question is more if that can be flushed not will be flushed. The standard measuring unit for human faeces. 1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement. Here is an official document on the matter. Couric The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of ***. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew* Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

12-22-2010, 05:03 PM	#381 (permalink)
poppie Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New England Ma.( snow country ) Posts: 124	check this tune out by ke$ha called animal YouTube - Ke$ha - Animal (Official Video, HQ) + Download link and Lyrics

01-08-2011, 01:50 PM	#382 (permalink)
maskedsuperstae3 Groupie Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 15	I think she's a great performer. Watching her I just keep thinking "What's she going to do next??" which keeps my interest

01-08-2011, 04:18 PM	#385 (permalink)
RVCA （￣ー￣） Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,270	My friend once crapped so hard, he broke our toilet. Forever after, it would make a loud clunking noise upon flushing.

01-09-2011, 04:33 PM	#389 (permalink)
TockTockTock They/Them Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,914	Why is everyone talking about crap? I thought we would be talking about the crap that Kesha makes that some people call music?