Sparky |
12-17-2011 06:42 PM |
Im sorry people, but what the ****?
Every morning (assuming i forgot to charge my ipod) im subjected to this agonizing bull****. They're is nothing, and I mean NOTHING likable about this music. The beats are so ****ing simple and lack any volume or dynamics, i mean come on, throw in some more effects or synth or anything for the love of god.
Why are people so impressed with midly humorous lyrics like "i work out".This is right said fred but minus the humor and the dedication to the image. Why are they're flesh and bodies even necessary? Why not take this music right from the market focus groups and studio labs and just emit the hypnotizing sound waves directly into my brain.
This music is disrespectful to people. I don't care if it's supposed to be fun, or dance music. I liked that "like a g6 li-li-li-li like a g6" song, it was at least produced to some degree, it still had sexuality or illicited a form of reaction.
These guys are so ****ing bland. So watered down to cover all bases, all ages, to be on b-rate pixar movie knock offs, where the mean old granny springs out of her chair and starts dancing rapidly as soon as LMFAO play's. She'll sing a long when they say "im sexy and i know it" and the audience will all laugh in synchronized, predictable hysteria and im going to fucking kill myself because there is no room for observant people in this world.
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