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Thrice 04-29-2009 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 649232)
I really need to address this...
Do you guys really know what "pearl jam" means?

Just wondering, cause my definition is kinda gross.

Back in 1934 when oysters were first cultured, they would smash the pearls and mix it with moonshine and use it to paint china plates and other small decoratives.

Freebase Dali 04-29-2009 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrice (Post 649236)
Back in 1934 when oysters were first cultured, they would smash the pearls and mix it with moonshine and use it to paint china plates and other small decoratives.

It's also a slang reference to cum.

Pearl (cum being pearly white)
Jam (jelly, preserves, thick sticky shit)


I never made that connection until my dad actually used the term pearl jam in reference to cum.
I asked him if he listened to the band, and he said he never heard of them. Pearl jam was just a slang term for cum when he was a teen.

Thrice 04-29-2009 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 649239)
It's also another word for cum.

Pearl (cum being pearly white)
Jam (jelly, preserves, thick sticky shit)

Yeah I thought that too, but it was a bit obvious, so I made up some bull**** instead :)

Freebase Dali 04-29-2009 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrice (Post 649241)
Yeah I thought that too, but it was a bit obvious, so I made up some bull**** instead :)

Hehe. Who knows.
But for a band to name themselves after a slang term for man juice, you'd think their music would sound much different than it does.

tourdogg 05-20-2009 10:42 AM

Hey man just call yourself the "Global meltdown"

Syffuf25 05-23-2009 11:52 PM

Should name the band "Curb Stomp."

Trauma 05-24-2009 12:28 AM

Look up some names of noise bands.
Enough said.

Brad Stengel 05-25-2009 01:37 PM

The Pedophiles
The Slugs
Uncle Dad and the Saggy Crim-Crims
RAPE
Corpse Rape

beckyn 05-25-2009 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Stengel (Post 665823)
Uncle Dad and the Saggy Crim-Crims

This.


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