Rap Battle
 

RULES:

Make a rap against the person above you
You can go wild with it
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Don't be shy to do one even if you're not good. Neither am I

K have fun :finger:
-Sin.Is.My.Prayer//S.I.M.P

First post and he wants to boast
but I'm crushing new posters from coast to coast
You're getting spinal damage and I'm ****ing your mom
Now you're dead and I'm pissing on your grave
I call your sister Toby and make her my slave
She suck my dick and lick my ******* too
So **** you bitch
Dick down you're ****ing throat
Prison rape
Grape ape
Lick out my ass crack
You're falling like the twin towers
Trump in a golden shower
Grunt
Eat a mother****er
Jeffrey Dahmer your ass
Glass ***** your ass
Tattoo my name on your ass
Grunt

OccultHawk looking he knows his ****
But behind closed doors I really own this ****
I wipe the floor with your scrotum
So go and plug it back in
I'll knock your nads out of commision
So you'll have to call a technician
I used to have you on mute but I took back that ****
So I could see your stupid ****in mouth mouth off again

wow this is gay

Qwerty

I got on your mom and got squirty
Her pussy was hurty
She squealed "the hawk done did me dirty"

You called this thread gay
You a Christian go pray
But don't be surprised when Jesus Christ Mary and God
Are all together sucking your mom's **** juice off my rod

Uh

Grunt

Uh

i hope I can fit that all in my signature

Instead of talking about your signature
You better call this nigga "sir"
I'm rapping circles around your ****
While you're down on your knees sucking your daddy's dick
Boppin your head up and down slurpin to the sound of my beat
While your mom is doing the same to 10 pounds of my meat

Grunt

Uh

****ing your ma

don't stop yet

I'll stop when I wanna stop
I'll stop when your anal cherry pop
Your ass blood dripping down my nutsac
Bleeding like a razor blade cutback
You squealing and not making no sense
I'm like that redneck on The Deliverance
Twist your head like that bitch on The Exorcist
Cause your exits are my entrance bitch

this is gold

To OccultHawk =)

Think and try again cos boy, now you're now outta luck/
You can say you can rap but you just shout out that you fuck/
I mean I don't have anything against homo's, but you came out during a rap/
Talking bout anal for a rap battle? I mean I don't think you can top that/
Now listen to me kid, don't narrate porn for your nursery rhymes/
PornHub giving you screams and shouts but your raps are meaningless chimes/
Stop giving us your bullshit beats, they never do add up/
First you fuck my mum and now you fuckin' Qwertyy, man that's fucked up/
Man the only thing you could fuck would be a 90 year old virgin, givin' birth to Jesus Christ when he was past divergent/
Don't spit your shitty raps on here, man you just got called out/
I turned your bars into ashes, now they're 6 feet under ground/

Yo simp
I'm da pimp
So I'm a ***got...so what?
My dick is in your butt
Film you getting HIV
Play it on your mother's TV
Uh

Grunt

Uh

"Grunt"?
That's it?
That's your solid gold line?
Well I'm in your bitches bed and we're both doin' lines!
I ****ed out her intestines I played my cards right
Even though I pulled an ace I'm still doin' fine
One day you'll wake up to myself standing o'er you
With a .357 and a mind devoid of rules

Take your .357 and go ahead kill me
I'm at a point where even death don't thrill me
A bullet to the head will only help me chill g
You want a murder charge? Go ahead and feel free
And you're ****ing my bitch? Prepare for that itch


When your cock's on fire and you're feeling that concern
Remember it's Hawk's evil virus that's making you burn

Uh

Grunt

No really what's with the grunt

OccultHawk re =)

Man you gruntin' and moanin' boy you're just stuntin'/
Till they day you die, guarantee you'll stay a virgin/
Now listen again kid, Imma be here lurkin'/
I'll be here educatin', take some education, lemme save your reputation that you thought you once had/
Boy you must be mad/
Boy you must be trippin'/
You're extremely high if you think you're good at rappin'
Man you act like you have rhymes, beats and bars, man let me get this right/
Actin' like you got mad flames, not even the spark was there to light/
I would let my rhymes slow down so you your slug ass would catch up/
But I obviously won this match, my competition needs some backup/
And oh, take some classes, re-read your lyrics, get some glasses, man you don't grunt you just yelp, takin' help/
All the help you got was God's worse curse/
Man big up your ego's bigger than the universe/
Little boy re-try, all your verses are hella' dry/
Let me repeat/
Your beats and bars can't beat me/
Try again, try again, til' you succeed?/
Man you're crazy, my raps sting worst than a bee/
Go against me? Man I'm a rapper, man I'm the King/
Try again, you're not taking this seriously/
Try again, you're on hardcore ecstasy/
You're fails are illegal, felony/
Actin cool, actin hard, man's got a fake ID/
You failed hard as fuck, man your lyrics are just a bust/
let me do you a favor, let me rap this up/
Word of advice: boy don't try again, I just fucked you up./

Isn't it supposed to at least kind of rhyme?

It did 'kinda' rhyme(:

Oh God, really, please not again/
You try to show off your looks, your a one out of ten/
You need to calm down and get facts straight/
Your lies are so fishy I could use you as bait/
Honestly, someone make this stop/
All your raps and selfies are a major flop/
Hangon.. that sounds familiar, let me see/
Ah, it's what your parent's said when they compared you to me/
"I stole his girl" What a classic/
Overrated lines and your bars are tragic/
Find better rhymes other than removing a letter/
Tryna act a pro, man a newborn could be better/
Stop tryna be a cool MC/
I won this long ago, don't try me/

Damn that one was good

I saw SIMP's mom behind the dollar general
that filthy ho had about ten men or so
gettin stroked and some dicks were blown
and I swear the bitch was soaked in like 50 loads
but don't get pissy bro, just listen though
the only reason I mentioned it was to let you know
she's in the hospital and it's looking critical
she tried to fit six dicks and they all got stuck in her throat