Anal **** (PC types will hate this band & thread)

[hip hop bunny hop]

So, in another thread I said:

Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

My only other constant pain is in my ring finger, which was broken during an Anal **** show, as I was sieg hailing, which offended this terrifically fat skinhead who apparently didn't realize he was at an Anal **** show... but, the cool thing was, when I was lying, sprawled out on the floor, they launched into a variety of songs about Hitler, and I got a girl out of it. So I count that as a win, even if it makes typing awkward.

To which Engine replied:

Originally Posted by Engine

I assume you mean Sieg Heiling. So, are bigoted fascist girls as disgusting as one would imagine? I don't think I've ever even met one.

And much lulz was had. I thought he was trolling me at first, but a quick search revealed this metal forum does not yet have a thread about Anal ****. So, I decided to remedy that situation.

Firstly, the sad part: Seth Putnam is dead,

The Guardian reports that Seth Putnam, longtime frontman for the deliriously misanthropic, ecstatically offensive grindcore band Anal ****, has died of a heart attack; his publicist Grim Kim Kelly posted the news on her Tumblr yesterday. Putnam was 43.As Kelly writes, Putnam had a number of different musical projects, with ridiculous names like Vaginal Jesus and Adolph Satan, and he collaborated with metal bands like Pantera, Corrosion of Conformity, Napalm Death, and Eyehategod. But he'll always be best known for Anal ****, the band he formed in Massachusetts in 1988.

Anal **** quickly became notorious for their brief, throat-shred songs, their confrontational live shows, their constantly-shifting lineups, and, more than anything else, their song titles, almost all of which were intentionally offensive to ridiculous degrees: "Caring About Anything Is Gay", "Don't Offer Me Weak Drugs or I'll Kick Your ****ing Ass", "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant". (These are some of their milder works.)

Below, check out a clip of Anal **** performing at a Maryland park, to a sparse and terrified-looking crowd, in 1993. Also, watch their video for the self-explanatory "311 Sucks".

LINK to he's dead



So, first things first, what did the only original member of Anal ****, Seth Putnam, think of this sort of behavior:

On stage, didst thou ever have the crowd perform a group Zieg Heil to thee?

Many times.


Wert thou in an SS uniform?

I wish I was.


So how did that go over?

We’ve done songs by racist bands live a million times and it has always been well received by the crowd. Are you familiar with the band Vaginal Jesus?


Ain’t never.

I’ll send you a copy. Actually they’ve been around since like 1988. They make Screwdriver sound like the most unracist band ever. We do Vaginal Jesus covers a lot. You know how oi bands are racist bands... sort of like cover up things... Vaginal Jesus is completely blatant like , I hate ******s, or I hate jews. So we do those covers a lot. People know that we’re friends with Vaginal Jesus, and when we do those songs everyone is totally psyched.


While thou art trying to make people Zieg Heil...

Can you talk in normal English? Can you talk in American? You can write it later in like gay pompous English.


No, I’ll do you a favor since I do it to Swedish *******s because they can’t understand me either. While you’re making people Zieg heil you...

We don’t make them do it. They just do it by themselves.


Are you sure?

Yeah. I don’t force anyone to do it. But when people do it I’m psyched. I don’t stop them from doing it. I’ll do it as an example and people will keep doing it, but I’m not against other people doing it and I’ve never frowned on other people doing it. Actually I encourage it and try to get them to do it some more.

That's from this interview right here (LINK)

Not everyone who aspires be an ******* succeeds.

Even before A.C. started, I was a pretty well-known ******* around here, especially tormenting bands when they were playing and getting into fights with Possessed when they came, and wearing John Travolta suits when Wargasm played and "break dance" during the whole show and stuff like that. They 'd be totally mad and wouldn't want to finish playing. I just made it more of an international level kind of thing, being a dick to everyone across the planet.

...snip...

Hast thou ever been with a fat girl?

Well, you know that I drink a lot, right?


Yes.

Well there you go.

LINK to that interview

Now, here's some music with lyrics:

[Chorus:]
Hitler was a sensitive man [x4]

He went to art school when he was younger
He wanted to be a painter
Hitler was a vegetarian
He was also a non-smoker

[Chorus]

He hired gay and handicapped officers
He was concerned about overpopulation
If Hitler were alive today
He’d listen to The Cure, The Smiths, and Depeche Mode

[Chorus]

we just wanted to sound like ****
but you thought we were avant garde
you thought we went to art school
but we worked at gas stations

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
**** off all you ****ing ***gots

you diden't know we were a bunch of *******s
you thought we were liberal and arty
you tried to act wierd and pretend you were violent
when I whipped chairs at you, you can off and cried

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
**** off all you ****ing ***gots

once you realized we hate people like you
you finally stopped coming to our shows
now there's less ***gots, less people with glasses
less know it all eggheads, no more jazz ***s

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
**** off all you ****ing ***gots

This next track is especially memorable, as it was recorded after Seth got out of his attempted-suicide induced coma:

Picking up sluts in a bar
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!

[Chorus:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah - **** Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...**** Yeah!

You said you're eighteen but you're only twelve
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
You pay my bar tab with your parents card
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
You work all day while I **** other chicks
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!

[Chorus]

You invite us over to *** in your face
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
Tons of sluts fighting over my ***
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
**** Yeah! **** Yeah!

[Chorus]

This next one is one of their more famous, and it remains a favorite because, well.... there are people who actually right **** like this. Hell, Crass practically made a career off preaching this nonsense.

Help! This is Mother Earth!
Somebody please help me!

The corporations don't even care
While the rain forests go bare
Oil spills & tanker wrecks
Don't show the sea creatures any respect

The park turned into a parking lot
The woods turned into a shopping mall
The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump
Isn't there anyone who cares at all?

Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed
Greed is something that we don't need

You stand by and watch the corporate rape
But not me, I made this tape
After 12 years of Bush & Reagan
We've become an insensitive nation

The park turned into a parking lot
The woods turned into a shopping mall
The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump
Isn't there anyone who cares at all?

Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed
Greed is something that we don't need

Corporate greed, rape and crime
The laws are stepped on all the time
Polluting the water, they don't even think
But their money won't help when there's none left to drink

The park turned into a parking lot
The woods turned into a shopping mall
The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump
Isn't there anyone who cares at all?

Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed
Greed is something that we don't need

Hmm.

Well, that's all for now.

Anyone else got any other Anal **** stories? Interviews? Favorite songs?

[Engine]

Haha, okay, I'm gonna peruse that long post here in a minute but I do know Anal Cunt and Scott Putnam and I like him and I think the band was pretty good.

So were you doing an ironic Sieg Heil? Was the girl you picked up only ironically interested in Hitler and fascism? You can probably understand why I may have thought that your Sieg Heil wasn't just an ironic joke to you (and your new gf).

I hate being presumptuous but in this case my questions seem like sound assumptions (that is to say, you seem kinda fascist and racist).

edit: Alrighty, I finished your post. Like I said, I know all about Scott Putnam already and I like the guy. I don't care why he did what he did but he was super talented and I admire people who brazenly say offensive things. I don't know him well enough to know his motivations exactly, and I wonder about yours. And I'm seriously curious about the girl. Was she a hot hipster?

[DoctorSoft]

Damn, I totally thought this thread was about this band. This song's the mad notes anyways, so I'll post it.

[Engine]

I hope HHBH is formulating a response right now because I really do wanna know..

In the meantime, here's a particularly amusing Anal Cunt song that's not even all that offensive. Most people can probably relate:

[Peter Holland]

most amazing song titles ever.....

[hip hop bunny hop]

Engine, his name is Seth Putnam.

Originally Posted by Engine

Haha, okay, I'm gonna peruse that long post here in a minute but I do know Anal Cunt and Scott Putnam and I like him and I think the band was pretty good.

So were you doing an ironic Sieg Heil? Was the girl you picked up only ironically interested in Hitler and fascism? You can probably understand why I may have thought that your Sieg Heil wasn't just an ironic joke to you (and your new gf).

I hate being presumptuous but in this case my questions seem like sound assumptions (that is to say, you seem kinda fascist and racist).

edit: Alrighty, I finished your post. Like I said, I know all about Scott Putnam already and I like the guy. I don't care why he did what he did but he was super talented and I admire people who brazenly say offensive things. I don't know him well enough to know his motivations exactly, and I wonder about yours. And I'm seriously curious about the girl. Was she a hot hipster?

I present, the full story of my Anal **** night, to put my actions in context.

It was in 2009 (this was they're "Wearing Out our Welcome Tour"), and at that point I was right out of college, broke 'cuz I had yet to get my government jobs, and I was mainly hanging out with two different and distinct crowds, (1) rednecks who liked glass & weed, and (2) this group of college trendy hippie chicks & mulatto girls who would bribe me with free drugs & booze as an incentive to hang out.

Anyways, I had just gotten back from work, I was sitting at my place, browsing metal websites, and some sidebar had information about an Anal **** tour. I clicked, found out they were playing in Kansas City that night, so I hopped in my car and drove the 250+ miles there, calling friends who lived there en route so I wouldn't have to crash in my car.

I got there in something like three hours with two pockets full of drugs I had accumulated from the hippie chicks and mulatto girls and met up with some friends (art ***s with punk pretentions, mostly) who laughed really hard because I had neon study buddy dust on my nose and I had a 2 liter of Best Choice Grape in one hand and a handle of McCormick Vodka in the other. We got really ****ed up in this park a few blocks from the stupidly named Riot Room, and then we got bored or something and started acting like kids, and we took this stop sign out of the ground and threw it on the street. As we were walking up from this, some guy pointed out a cop had seen us do it and was running this way, so we darted off.

No one else wanted to go to the show so I stashed my Vodka/Grape mixture, and went inside. The opening bands were gay, so I focused on the PBR/Jim Beam special while slamming Vodka/Grape whenever I went outside to smoke. Somewhere along this time, all these girls I knew started showing up, but they didn't like grindcore and we were talking about whatever.

Anyways, once Anal **** started playing I bailed on the girls and ran around like an idiot. Eventually this rich mestizo girl I knew started running around with me, and we started Sieg Heiling and then she ran off somewhere and some skinhead tapped on the shoulder and told me to stop and i was like WTF? So I went out for a smoke, came back in, and did it again... and people were like that guy's a dick bla bla bla so I stuck my chest out, went back in, did it again, and he told me I had better not... and I did. So, yeah, broken finger, broken glasses, Anal **** started playing their most racist songs.

And then I was hanging out in a corner feeling blue when the show was over, and these two girls i know popped up with this other girl between them who they actually pushed into me. And that's how I got her.

As far as how she looked, she had black hair with hipster bangs and a t-shirt with a Unicorn on it that was quite tight showing off some perky, bra-less b-cups. I guess I had met her before. Anyways, the next day, before i left, I found out she had done not just hardcore porn before, but some weird BDSM stuff involving nipple clamps, whips and electricity, which the girls who shoved her into me played for me.

EDIT:

Actually, the only really, actually racist girl I ever met was this girl I met at a laundromat when I was volunteering in Joplin. She had the SS bolts tattooed on her ankle, and her face was covered in scars, and it looked as though they were from picking at imaginary scabs while she was high on meth.

[Engine]

Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

Engine, his name is Seth Putnam.

Yes, yes I know. I already edited my drunk ass (check the time stamp). I was fascinated by the guy a while back and got to know his personal story as best I could.

I present, the full story of my Anal **** night, to put my actions in context.

It was in 2009 (this was they're "Wearing Out our Welcome Tour"), and at that point I was right out of college, broke 'cuz I had yet to get my government jobs, and I was mainly hanging out with two different and distinct crowds, (1) rednecks who liked glass & weed, and (2) this group of college trendy hippie chicks & mulatto girls who would bribe me with free drugs & booze as an incentive to hang out.

Anyways, I had just gotten back from work, I was sitting at my place, browsing metal websites, and some sidebar had information about an Anal **** tour. I clicked, found out they were playing in Kansas City that night, so I hopped in my car and drove the 250+ miles there, calling friends who lived there en route so I wouldn't have to crash in my car.

I got there in something like three hours with two pockets full of drugs I had accumulated from the hippie chicks and mulatto girls and met up with some friends (art ***s with punk pretentions, mostly) who laughed really hard because I had neon study buddy dust on my nose and I had a 2 liter of Best Choice Grape in one hand and a handle of McCormick Vodka in the other. We got really ****ed up in this park a few blocks from the stupidly named Riot Room, and then we got bored or something and started acting like kids, and we took this stop sign out of the ground and threw it on the street. As we were walking up from this, some guy pointed out a cop had seen us do it and was running this way, so we darted off.

No one else wanted to go to the show so I stashed my Vodka/Grape mixture, and went inside. The opening bands were gay, so I focused on the PBR/Jim Beam special while slamming Vodka/Grape whenever I went outside to smoke. Somewhere along this time, all these girls I knew started showing up, but they didn't like grindcore and we were talking about whatever.

Anyways, once Anal **** started playing I bailed on the girls and ran around like an idiot. Eventually this rich mestizo girl I knew started running around with me, and we started Sieg Heiling and then she ran off somewhere and some skinhead tapped on the shoulder and told me to stop and i was like WTF? So I went out for a smoke, came back in, and did it again... and people were like that guy's a dick bla bla bla so I stuck my chest out, went back in, did it again, and he told me I had better not... and I did. So, yeah, broken finger, broken glasses, Anal **** started playing their most racist songs.

And then I was hanging out in a corner feeling blue when the show was over, and these two girls i know popped up with this other girl between them who they actually pushed into me. And that's how I got her.

As far as how she looked, she had black hair with hipster bangs and a t-shirt with a Unicorn on it that was quite tight showing off some perky, bra-less b-cups. I guess I had met her before. Anyways, the next day, before i left, I found out she had done not just hardcore porn before, but some weird BDSM stuff involving nipple clamps, whips and electricity, which the girls who shoved her into me played for me.

EDIT:

Actually, the only really, actually racist girl I ever met was this girl I met at a laundromat when I was volunteering in Joplin. She had the SS bolts tattooed on her ankle, and her face was covered in scars, and it looked as though they were from picking at imaginary scabs while she was high on meth.

That's what I like to hear
Awesome story. Thanks. And... broken glasses? You Jazz Fag.

Good night.

[Goofle]

I love Political Correctness, and Anal C***.

[Metal Connoisseur]

Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

Engine, his name is Seth Putnam.



I present, the full story of my Anal **** night, to put my actions in context.

It was in 2009 (this was they're "Wearing Out our Welcome Tour"), and at that point I was right out of college, broke 'cuz I had yet to get my government jobs, and I was mainly hanging out with two different and distinct crowds, (1) rednecks who liked glass & weed, and (2) this group of college trendy hippie chicks & mulatto girls who would bribe me with free drugs & booze as an incentive to hang out.

Anyways, I had just gotten back from work, I was sitting at my place, browsing metal websites, and some sidebar had information about an Anal **** tour. I clicked, found out they were playing in Kansas City that night, so I hopped in my car and drove the 250+ miles there, calling friends who lived there en route so I wouldn't have to crash in my car.

I got there in something like three hours with two pockets full of drugs I had accumulated from the hippie chicks and mulatto girls and met up with some friends (art ***s with punk pretentions, mostly) who laughed really hard because I had neon study buddy dust on my nose and I had a 2 liter of Best Choice Grape in one hand and a handle of McCormick Vodka in the other. We got really ****ed up in this park a few blocks from the stupidly named Riot Room, and then we got bored or something and started acting like kids, and we took this stop sign out of the ground and threw it on the street. As we were walking up from this, some guy pointed out a cop had seen us do it and was running this way, so we darted off.

No one else wanted to go to the show so I stashed my Vodka/Grape mixture, and went inside. The opening bands were gay, so I focused on the PBR/Jim Beam special while slamming Vodka/Grape whenever I went outside to smoke. Somewhere along this time, all these girls I knew started showing up, but they didn't like grindcore and we were talking about whatever.

Anyways, once Anal **** started playing I bailed on the girls and ran around like an idiot. Eventually this rich mestizo girl I knew started running around with me, and we started Sieg Heiling and then she ran off somewhere and some skinhead tapped on the shoulder and told me to stop and i was like WTF? So I went out for a smoke, came back in, and did it again... and people were like that guy's a dick bla bla bla so I stuck my chest out, went back in, did it again, and he told me I had better not... and I did. So, yeah, broken finger, broken glasses, Anal **** started playing their most racist songs.

And then I was hanging out in a corner feeling blue when the show was over, and these two girls i know popped up with this other girl between them who they actually pushed into me. And that's how I got her.

As far as how she looked, she had black hair with hipster bangs and a t-shirt with a Unicorn on it that was quite tight showing off some perky, bra-less b-cups. I guess I had met her before. Anyways, the next day, before i left, I found out she had done not just hardcore porn before, but some weird BDSM stuff involving nipple clamps, whips and electricity, which the girls who shoved her into me played for me.

EDIT:

Actually, the only really, actually racist girl I ever met was this girl I met at a laundromat when I was volunteering in Joplin. She had the SS bolts tattooed on her ankle, and her face was covered in scars, and it looked as though they were from picking at imaginary scabs while she was high on meth.

This sounds like an excerpt from a redneck version of a Tucker Max novel. You should start a member journal exclusively detailing similar encounters such as this hahaha

[Unknown Soldier]

These rednecks are nice people.