Band name suggestions (metal, quote, song)

Dr_Rez · 05-20-2008, 04:31 PM

Theres really only one name to go with, that is the Retro Loafers.

jackhammer · 05-20-2008, 06:03 PM

Another poster that will never return. Closed in the next 24 hours if he does'nt return. Which he wont of course because if he loved music then he would have posted elsewhere on the site.

The Real Burzum · 05-21-2008, 01:28 AM

Me loving music has nothing to do with me using these forums, thanks :/

pheurton · 05-21-2008, 01:31 AM

eidt: name taken back

© 5N2B

The Real Burzum · 05-21-2008, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pheurton

Take this name or **** off:

I took a **** on the civil rights movement, then proceeded to take their welfare checks as my thesis on life is an allegory for totalitarianism in a putative feudal system (parenthesis)

I dont really understand your post :/

pheurton · 05-21-2008, 06:51 AM

WELL THEN I'M TAKING MY NAME BACK

Also if you can't think of a name how the hell are you going to write/produce the music.

~~The Unfan~~ · 05-21-2008, 03:35 PM

Black metal names are easy to come up with. You just need to mash some random weirdly spelt syllables together.

Kryzkifftkryieg
Stafthogrehagge
Myrtzkofmaggenhoufphe
Grifmothtopenhauzz

Those are all acceptable black metal bands names. The other route you can take is trying to poetic and blasphemic at the same time. Try one of these for points among angry teens who wish to rebel against their parents.

Jesus Defenestrated
Christsmasher Ultimate
Satanik Necrodeath
Demonic Moped Warrior
Vaginal God Of Menstrual Doomspell

sweet_nothing · 05-21-2008, 03:46 PM

Atrocity Exhibition

Piss Me Off · 05-21-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Unfan

Vaginal God Of Menstrual Doomspell

My favourite <3

sleepy jack · 05-21-2008, 04:01 PM

The weird part about all these suggestions made in jest is I would totally believe it if someone told me they were a real metal band.

05-20-2008, 04:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	Theres really only one name to go with, that is the Retro Loafers. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

05-20-2008, 06:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Another poster that will never return. Closed in the next 24 hours if he does'nt return. Which he wont of course because if he loved music then he would have posted elsewhere on the site. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

05-21-2008, 01:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
pheurton n/a Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 990	eidt: name taken back © 5N2B Last edited by pheurton; 05-21-2008 at 06:54 AM.

05-21-2008, 01:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
The Real Burzum Groupie Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9	Me loving music has nothing to do with me using these forums, thanks :/

05-21-2008, 06:51 AM	#16 (permalink)
pheurton n/a Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 990	WELL THEN I'M TAKING MY NAME BACK Also if you can't think of a name how the hell are you going to write/produce the music.

05-21-2008, 03:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
~~The Unfan~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Methville Posts: 2,116	Black metal names are easy to come up with. You just need to mash some random weirdly spelt syllables together. Kryzkifftkryieg Stafthogrehagge Myrtzkofmaggenhoufphe Grifmothtopenhauzz Those are all acceptable black metal bands names. The other route you can take is trying to poetic and blasphemic at the same time. Try one of these for points among angry teens who wish to rebel against their parents. Jesus Defenestrated Christsmasher Ultimate Satanik Necrodeath Demonic Moped Warrior Vaginal God Of Menstrual Doomspell