Band name suggestions
 

I need some really good Black metal band name suggestions.

I honestly cannot think of anything...I just need something dark, something ungodly.


I;ll love you forever

What about Hanson?

Oh my god :|

Bottomless pit of the dark gods natural habitat aka Hell.
Satans slipper.
Beelzebub's postal service.
Ungodly dark.

666 Penguins.

Actually, no. I reserve that for my not yet formed, future band.

Satan stole my Teddybear

ending a post like this makes you fail at metal

first step necessary to playing metal = growing some ****ing balls.

My Chemical Mayhem

Thanks, your epic trolling really helped me out :/

Please guys, I need some serious ideas. Nobody will take "666 pengiuns" seriously (Not that the attempt isn't apreciated)

hhmmpphh!
*indignant

Theres really only one name to go with, that is the Retro Loafers.

Another poster that will never return. Closed in the next 24 hours if he does'nt return. Which he wont of course because if he loved music then he would have posted elsewhere on the site.

Me loving music has nothing to do with me using these forums, thanks :/

eidt: name taken back

© 5N2B

I dont really understand your post :/

WELL THEN I'M TAKING MY NAME BACK


Also if you can't think of a name how the hell are you going to write/produce the music.

Black metal names are easy to come up with. You just need to mash some random weirdly spelt syllables together.

Kryzkifftkryieg
Stafthogrehagge
Myrtzkofmaggenhoufphe
Grifmothtopenhauzz

Those are all acceptable black metal bands names. The other route you can take is trying to poetic and blasphemic at the same time. Try one of these for points among angry teens who wish to rebel against their parents.

Jesus Defenestrated
Christsmasher Ultimate
Satanik Necrodeath
Demonic Moped Warrior
Vaginal God Of Menstrual Doomspell

Atrocity Exhibition

My favourite <3

The weird part about all these suggestions made in jest is I would totally believe it if someone told me they were a real metal band.

Isn't that a JD song?

You/The Unfan's.

sh*t stains on heaven's clouds
the makeup isn't stupid, its a statement
destroying our vocal chords since (insert birthday here)
we sound like every other black metal band out there

Well, thanks for the suggestions (Those who took me serious)

I'll post when I've decided a name :)

Testosterone Jacket

read the sticky, it has some great suggestions.

How about Psychosis. It's probably been used before but it sounds kinda cool.

Godlike Whoredoms Upon Ghastly Goat Necrowangs Atop Frost Mountain

first release: Special Delivery

:thumb:

just name yourself after a mayhem or burzum song or something from the lord of the rings

The Gunt Republic(k)

Secreted Baby Vomit