I'm glad my mother is a open-minded christian. She always played the oldies / classic rock stations while driving when I was a child.

I can imagine my grandmother (R.I.P.) seeing this album laying around in my room:

http://www.maidenfrance.fr/galerie/img/number_beast.jpg

She would of beat me with the belt :laughing:

The screaming of Underoath, The Devil Wears Prada, and As I Lay Dying sounds like the cackling of demons. :crazy:

Well they do go after Christian rock bands.

You see, Christian rock bands are not actually Christians, they're trying to lure kids into Satan just like everyone else. How do we know that? Playing rock music of any kind automatically makes you a Satanist trying to turn kids into Satanists.

I want to meet with whoever wrote all that bull****. I'd love to argue with that guy.

Christian Rock bands are more influenced by Satan than Mayhem or Gorgoth.

I love how one of their main arguments for The Beach Boys satanism is the goat on the cover of Pet Sounds. Goats are apparently a sign of the devil, so they must be devil worshipers.

Hah i was sitting back thinking that. All made with basic HTML from about 10 years ago.

No wonder no one here is on there site, they need to update.

I still maintain that if Satan was any smart, he would have picked a cooler animal than goats. The main argument for Satan liking them is their horns, right?

Ah hardcore truth, why are you so lacking in my life.

Rock n' Roll was branded "devil music" because the first people to play it were African-Americans. It's that simple. White, racist America.

And just so you understand, this wasn't the first time. Swing music earned a negative reuptation for "getting the kids all hooped up" because bandleaders were usually black.