a drummer? well, I guess that is one step up from a bass player.

You didn't think you'd get the plum role of lead singer or lead guitarist did ya?:finger:

Dude, you look like Rob Barrett from Cannibal Corpse. Same kinda hat and everything. :thumb:

BastardofYoung: Winning at Life

If that jacket had a pic of Charlie Sheen, it would be perfect.

funny, I always picture posters as their avatar

I always knew you were a big baby.

hurfhurf

The pics actually my daughter

Dio needs some love in this thread.

http://theheadbangershandbook.files....o-creation.jpg

^^^

If that's not metal, then the definition needs to be changed.

^

Yeah, I need that hanging on my wall.

Yeah, nothing is as metal as a rainbow. :laughing:

I bet The Batlord has this flying from his rooftop.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...G_1251120c.jpg

Nah, that's boring. My anal beads are rainbow colored though.

haha wow

The two guys on the ground look like they're trying to decide who's going to be the one to tell Dio about the rule against flying tigers under rainbows after 6pm!
"You do it, you're the senior guy!"
"Me? Senior? We joined on the same day!"
"Yeah, but you joined one-point-four minutes before me, so technically that makes you my senior."
"You're crazy man. Besides which, I cautioned him last time."
"Did not."
"Did."
"Did NOT."
"DID! I can still hear his screaming I'M the MAAAAAN on the SILver MOUNTAIN! in my ear!"
"Oh. Yeah. I remember that. Hmm. Well, at least you didn't have to hear It's ON and ON and ONNN, HEAVEN AND HELLLLLL! blasted into your ears!"
"Yeah, well, it's still your turn then."
"Suppose so. MIND you, I'm not all that sure I can see him, you know?"
"What? He just passed over us seconds about, singing about bloody rainbows again!"
"Yeah, I know it looked like him, but I reckon it was just..."
"What?"
"A seagull."
"A SEAGULL? At this altitude? Are you off your head?"
"Well, look to be honest I'm not sure I saw anything, y'know?"
"Didn't see...? He's right THERE!"
"Yeah, but, I don't think I see him."
"Are you blind?"
"No, but (meaningful stare) I DON'T think I SEE (dig in ribs) him, you get me? (Wink). And if I don't see him, I can't arrest him." (Another wink)
"You are joking? I can see him plainly in oh I see what you mean. You know, I think you may be right. I'm not entirely sure it is him."
"Or anyone. Or anything."
"Good point."
"No Dio, no tigers."
"No flying tigers."
"Exactly. Well put. No flying tigers."
"Sky looks clear and blue to me."
"Nobody here but us two."
"And if there's no-one here..."
"... There's no-one to arrest."
"Can't fault your logic."
"And if there's nothing here to see..."
"Nothing at all."
"Time to knock off, I think."
"You know, you're right. While we've been standing here arguing."
"And staring at nothing"
"And staring, as you say, at nothing, quittin' time has arrived."
"May as well go home then, as there's NOTHING HERE TO SEE."
"What was that?"
"What?"
"Nothing. Nothing. I just thought I heard..."
"I heard nothing. Not a thing."
"No, then neither did I. Nothing at all."
"Let's head home then, and have tea and crumpets."
"Oh, not crumpets!"
"All right then, not crumpets. But let's get out of here."
"Okay."






"Did I mention I need to take Tuesday morning off to go have my eyes tested? Think I may need glasses."
"What a coincidence! So might I..."
:)

Hmm... Yep :D

hehe