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The Batlord 04-07-2014 08:44 AM

In Which Music Judas Priest Video Does Rob Halford Look the Gayest?
 
The clear winner for me is "Don't Go". The leather cop outfit is pretty suspect from the beginning, but then throughout the rest of the song the other band members leave to have what I assume are orgies with a number of eighties video chicks (you know what I mean) and Rob Halford implores them "Don't go! Don't go in the morning!" LOLWUT?

Then there's "Heading Out to the Highway". For the most part it's unspectacular, but then Rob just starts dancing and posing...

"Hot Rockin'" is more subtle. The band are just working out. But you know bout them gays and working out, right? Nuff said. Then I remember the rest of the band are in the showers but Rob seems to be outside as if the others didn't want to be naked around him. Suspicious. And then there's the bit at the end where he sets himself on fire. A metaphor? Perhaps.

So I think the lesson here is that if you're a homophobe and you're scared that Rob Halford is going to run up from behind you then stay away from Point of Entry. Heh. Point of Entry.


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Plankton 04-07-2014 09:43 AM

You put a lot of thought and effort into this.

The Batlord 04-07-2014 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1436624)
You put a lot of thought and effort into this.

Actually this was the process of about five minutes. But over the course of years I have indeed considered this question many times.

Unknown Soldier 04-07-2014 09:50 AM

Don't you think you should supply us some vid links?

The Batlord 04-07-2014 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1436631)
Don't you think you should supply us some vid links?

I'm assuming this is sarcastic cause otherwise you'd be a retard.

Unknown Soldier 04-07-2014 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1436635)
I'm assuming this is sarcastic cause otherwise you'd be a retard.

Maybe just a lazy retard yes.

Carpe Mortem 04-07-2014 03:30 PM

I was gonna go with Turbo Lover, but now that I've seen 'Don't Go' for the first time, it gets my vote.

Forward To Death 04-08-2014 08:52 PM

"Living After Midnight". The way he runs, man. Gay AF.

gunnels 04-08-2014 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1436596)
The band are just working out. But you know bout them gays and working out, right?

I have so many different responses to this sentence ranging from being a contrary stick-in-the-mud to a cliched smartass making dudebro jokes and I can't decide which to go with. I will say, however, that this is the funniest thing I've seen you post and I'm not sure if it's for the intended reasons. :laughing:

djchameleon 04-09-2014 03:11 PM

lol oh man this thread.

The whole "Suspicious" and "Suspect" parts are what really got me. Especially since there is slang nowadays where people just say "Sus" meaning the same thing pretty much.


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