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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2009, 08:07 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,918
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Speaking of Swine Flu, it turns out the symptoms...

Speaking of Swine Flu, it turns out the symptoms are a strong odor and extreme laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed in Mexico for so long.
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 04-30-2009, 11:29 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,674
Posted By Zachary Lewis
My recording setup is as follows: Mackie Onyx...

My recording setup is as follows:
Mackie Onyx Satellite Recording Pre-Amp
Samson C01 Studio Condenser Microphone
Straight line-in from my electric guitar with effects done in post (although...
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 04-30-2009, 09:25 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,674
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Those are two of my favorites. I've really been...

Those are two of my favorites. I've really been messing around with recording techniques, so I'll give those a shot on a re-record of this song.



It's surprisingly not that weird once you get...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-29-2009, 02:42 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,918
Posted By Zachary Lewis
A midget was pickpocketed in New York city today....

A midget was pickpocketed in New York city today. How could someone stoop so low?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-29-2009, 12:02 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,918
Posted By Zachary Lewis
A pie factory exploded in Atlanta today. 3.14159...

A pie factory exploded in Atlanta today. 3.14159 dead.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-29-2009, 08:38 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,918
Posted By Zachary Lewis
I hate pedophiles. They're ****ing immature...

I hate pedophiles. They're ****ing immature *******s.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-27-2009, 01:21 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,918
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Why is The Bible like a penis? As a child,...

Why is The Bible like a penis?

As a child, you get it forced down your throat by a priest.
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 04-27-2009, 01:17 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,674
Posted By Zachary Lewis
I'm still figuring out my recording setup, but I...

I'm still figuring out my recording setup, but I just recorded a new song tonight and kept the vocals around -6dB. It made it a lot easier to volume-match the instrumentals. Thank you for the tip. :)
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-24-2009, 08:01 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,918
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-three year...

Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-three year olds?

Come on. There's twenty of 'em!
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 04-23-2009, 09:28 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,674
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Will that distort the vocals if I record it...

Will that distort the vocals if I record it quietly then turn it up loud later? I'm still trying to figure out the best way to record.
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 04-23-2009, 01:40 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,674
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Tower In The Sky (Demo track linked)

Tower In The Sky
Lyrics and music by Zachary Lewis.
Demo track available at http://iLike.com/s/8vTD2.

Verse 1
I watch the world burn
From my tower in the sky. x2

Verse 2
And I light my...
Forum: The Lounge 04-22-2009, 04:05 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 16,033
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Smoking and staying up too late. I suppose...

Smoking and staying up too late. I suppose tardiness is a direct result of the staying up too late.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-22-2009, 04:00 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,918
Posted By Zachary Lewis
What has eight legs and makes women scream? ...

What has eight legs and makes women scream?

Gang rape.

(I know it's bad; although, statistically speaking, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.)
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-22-2009, 03:53 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,918
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Why won't tampons talk to me? Because...

Why won't tampons talk to me?

Because they're stuck-up ****s.
Forum: General Music 04-22-2009, 01:10 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,468
Posted By Zachary Lewis
I like it. It's a slap in the face to the...

I like it. It's a slap in the face to the hipsters out there. It would be great if they played in an older country, folksy style. Then, once all the indie kids started filling their blogs with rave...
Forum: Album Reviews 04-22-2009, 12:56 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,460
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Post Bill—Bat Man (2005)

Bill—Bat Man (2005)
Grasshopper Records

I'm sitting here with no underpants on staring at a lime green price tag glued to the top of my Diet Coke (a recent investment in both energy and body...
Forum: Stereo & Production Equipment 04-21-2009, 08:25 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 4,372
Posted By Zachary Lewis
My bandmate just invested in a keyboard amplifier...

My bandmate just invested in a keyboard amplifier that we've been told will serve our purpose. Plus, he needs a good amp. I've also been informed that a friend's relative has some stuff we can...
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2009, 03:11 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,344
Posted By Zachary Lewis
I can do everything forever. *walks, talks...

I can do everything forever.

*walks, talks and chews gum*

@roygbiv You're probably correct in one of your assumptions. :D
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2009, 01:02 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,344
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Thanks a ton, guys (and ladies?). I hope to...

Thanks a ton, guys (and ladies?). I hope to continue to bring the party! For the most part, you'll probably find me lurking the artists board and asking questions pertaining to equipment and sound...
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2009, 11:44 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,344
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Flattery with a hint of ego masturbation.

My dearest MusicBanter,

I don't usually do these introduction threads (more of a lurker), but this seems like a really active forum with a neat group of people who make talking about music fun...
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 04-21-2009, 11:08 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,051
Posted By Zachary Lewis
Do you have any kind of metering or style this is...

Do you have any kind of metering or style this is to be sung in? I can read the words but can't seem to find a pulse.

Parts of the song sound like you're scared of falling for someone, and others...
Forum: Stereo & Production Equipment 04-21-2009, 09:32 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 4,372
Posted By Zachary Lewis
What kind of sound setup should I get for my first gig?

I'm playing a backyard gig this weekend, and the only sound equipment I've got is a small practice amp for my guitar. I need something to support two inputs (keyboard and guitar) and two vocal inputs...
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