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Forum: The Lounge 04-04-2019, 04:55 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
They're looking into the security footage....

They're looking into the security footage. Florida police probably won't care and will them to turn it over to animal control though. An arrest is unlikely, but a hefty fine is pretty plausible for...
Forum: The Lounge 04-04-2019, 03:55 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
In the last 20 minutes of my shift, someone hit...

In the last 20 minutes of my shift, someone hit and killed the shop dog with a car while they were leaving the lot behind ours. The driver didn't even stop. Didn't even tap the brake. ...
Forum: The Lounge 03-07-2019, 07:24 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
I did a 63-hour work week, for the first time in...

I did a 63-hour work week, for the first time in 3 years. So, my body is kinda shellshocked and I was in a lot of pain. A few years back I used to do 60-ish hour weeks every week for like 3 years...
Forum: The Lounge 03-06-2019, 07:20 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
I've worked 28 hours in the last 2 days between 2...

I've worked 28 hours in the last 2 days between 2 different jobs. One is very physical, and the other is a retail inventory nightmare from Hell. I'm so tired that I can't eat chicken (which I...
Forum: The Lounge 02-13-2019, 04:41 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
If that's even remotely true you should totally...

If that's even remotely true you should totally use it as leverage to use "not today" as a quip on the fly for any situation you're not feeling up to.
Forum: The Lounge 02-05-2019, 04:48 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Every time I burn Sandalwood, I always get an...

Every time I burn Sandalwood, I always get an amazing nights sleep. It's very calming.
Forum: The Lounge 02-05-2019, 03:51 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Patchouli. If it helps cover up the smell of dead...

Patchouli. If it helps cover up the smell of dead bodies, it'll help cover up the smell of your flatulence.
Forum: The Lounge 02-02-2019, 04:41 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Dropped my 50 gallon gas tank today to replace...

Dropped my 50 gallon gas tank today to replace the fuel pump filter on the inside. Tank had about a half a tank of gas in it. We did this on the ground, without a lift, with a jack, a plank of wood,...
Forum: The Lounge 02-01-2019, 05:38 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
A.T.T. I See?? o.O I don't get it. Enlighten...

A.T.T. I See?? o.O
I don't get it. Enlighten me. I'm curious.
Forum: The Lounge 01-19-2019, 06:57 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
I am jelly. Have fun! Take photos and video!

I am jelly. Have fun! Take photos and video!
Forum: The Lounge 01-19-2019, 04:35 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Are you sure she's not just stoned? I worked in...

Are you sure she's not just stoned?
I worked in food for a couple years at a Whataburger near a college campus. We'd get like 4 nightclubs worth of drunk people all at the same time for 1 giant...
Forum: The Lounge 01-18-2019, 04:37 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
I've considered doing that here, though I haven't...

I've considered doing that here, though I haven't yet. I suspect that dissonant bass drone/ambient probably wouldn't go over well with the general of the southeastern U.S. country populace of this...
Forum: The Lounge 01-18-2019, 05:20 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Did they make you an offer you couldn't refuse?...

Did they make you an offer you couldn't refuse? Upper class business is actually pretty cult/mafia like that, I've had my run-ins, that ****'s creepy, even for me.
Forum: The Lounge 01-17-2019, 04:25 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
You're awesome O.C. Props. :clap: And yeah,...

You're awesome O.C. Props. :clap:

And yeah, it really is just a matter of me getting myself physically used to it again. These 7 and 10 ft. aluminum exhaust pipes as I understand used to be steel...
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2019, 09:23 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Today was the 3rd day of my new job, my first...

Today was the 3rd day of my new job, my first full-time, physical job in 3 years.
Today I also learned that I am an out of shape bitch.
Exhaust pipes get heavy after the 30th one.
The guy training...
Forum: The Lounge 01-06-2019, 10:58 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Of course I'm pretentious; there is not enough...

Of course I'm pretentious; there is not enough people like me yet that have given us a collective label. Either that, or we are older than a modern social constructs comprehensions, One of the two. ...
Forum: The Lounge 01-06-2019, 10:38 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
I've put a lot of thought into debunking...

I've put a lot of thought into debunking narcissism, is what it is. If that makes me a crazy maniac anti-social perfectionist despite the fact that I'm a misanthropic introvert, I'm honestly okay...
Forum: The Lounge 01-06-2019, 10:24 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
I optimally choose to be a badass at my job with...

I optimally choose to be a badass at my job with or without proper compensation. It exploits the ego of upper management to my advantage, thus usurping the axis of power if properly managed by myself...
Forum: The Lounge 01-06-2019, 08:24 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
I find satire to be rather important for mental...

I find satire to be rather important for mental health exercise. it keeps the tension below the belt. I try to practice teaching this to people as a means to combat the pressures of life and things...
Forum: The Lounge 12-27-2018, 05:33 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
They pay better, and you don't have to deal with...

They pay better, and you don't have to deal with the public as much. It's a bit more labor-intensive, but I honestly don't mind the work. I used to manage a warehouse, so I'm generally more...
Forum: The Lounge 12-27-2018, 04:10 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Put my two weeks notice in at my retail job...

Put my two weeks notice in at my retail job today. Got a better job, getting back to full-time work again. All I've gotta do is pass a drug test for weed, and I'm in the clear. Shouldn't be too hard,...
Forum: The Lounge 12-16-2018, 10:31 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
Being a cashier and key holder in holiday retail...

Being a cashier and key holder in holiday retail peak season when you have wholesale distribution assistant management experience and someone tries to hustle you for money at the register is like:
...
Forum: The Lounge 09-16-2018, 05:49 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
My cousin walked into my store today while I was...

My cousin walked into my store today while I was at work closing up. I haven't seen her in at least 5 years. Her and I were more like siblings when we were younger, she's kinda like the older sister...
Forum: The Lounge 08-27-2018, 05:15 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
I finally got a day off totally to myself and IDK...

I finally got a day off totally to myself and IDK what to do for it. I mostly slept since my weeks typically leave me dangerously sleep deprived.
Forum: The Lounge 08-18-2018, 06:18 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,822,781
Posted By SmokeAndMirrors
That's what I used to say when I was on a budget...

That's what I used to say when I was on a budget and had to buy bottom shelf liquor. "I'm "drinking responsibly." As in, according to my budget.
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