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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-10-2007, 11:05 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
*dials 911 after plan to get php to shoot himself...

*dials 911 after plan to get php to shoot himself without getting my prints on the gun goes as smoothly as possible*
Well, I guess that wrapped up pretty nicely, J/K
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-10-2007, 03:13 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
There are 2 Ramones songs running through my head...

There are 2 Ramones songs running through my head right now-'Lobotomy & Gimme Shock Treatment'
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-10-2007, 09:49 AM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
*pinches self* "Oh no, it's not a dream! ...

*pinches self* "Oh no, it's not a dream! AAAAAAAAgggghhhhhhh!" *screams, then runs out of own house to pursue new life of being a homeless person*
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-03-2007, 09:17 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
That Aiden concert was really cool last night, ...

That Aiden concert was really cool last night,
now can I get some head?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-03-2007, 06:15 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
so, since you're going to the clinic, can I catch...

so, since you're going to the clinic, can I catch a ride?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-03-2007, 01:21 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
well, now that I'm a little more in touch w/...

well, now that I'm a little more in touch w/ myself,
where exactly do they sell those rainbow bumperstickers?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-02-2007, 10:38 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
*tries to talk* *choking* *forgot to rinse*

*tries to talk* *choking* *forgot to rinse*
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-02-2007, 10:13 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
when do you think we should tell our parents?

when do you think we should tell our parents?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-02-2007, 09:45 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
uh huh huh, I've got morning stiffness, you...

uh huh huh, I've got morning stiffness,
you know what the best cure for that is
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-02-2007, 04:11 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
All that I've got, shoot, I've got the metabolism...

All that I've got, shoot, I've got the metabolism of a cheetah,...........
okay more like a sloth
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 10:59 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
Put that cigarette out, there's only one thing...

Put that cigarette out, there's only one thing you're smokin' in this room!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 08:00 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
Here's your breakfast in bed, sweetie

Here's your breakfast in bed, sweetie
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:55 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
if u like long things, \ you'll love my strap-on

if u like long things, \
you'll love my strap-on
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:50 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
are you a guy or a girl? Well.... either way,...

are you a guy or a girl? Well....
either way, let's screw
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:44 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
*unsatisfied* next time I'm on top!!

*unsatisfied*
next time I'm on top!!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:41 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
dangit, I don't perform well under pressure, you...

dangit, I don't perform well under pressure, you know that honey
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:38 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
What is that, silly putty in my........ Oh, man...

What is that, silly putty in my........
Oh, man you never pulled out?!?!?!?!?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:33 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
You know how I know you're ***? You're in bed...

You know how I know you're ***?
You're in bed w/ another guy
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:28 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
heh heh you're open huh huh, yeah

heh heh you're open huh huh, yeah
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:25 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
I stipulated you could stay here 1 night if you...

I stipulated you could stay here 1 night if you slept on the floor and were gone by morning
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:24 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
how 'bout a quickie?

how 'bout a quickie?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:21 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
I need some Tylenol

I need some Tylenol
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:19 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
I'm gonna have to call in...... I don't think I...

I'm gonna have to call in......
I don't think I can walk
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:16 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
I hope those are tears of joy

I hope those are tears of joy
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-01-2007, 07:13 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 16,506
Posted By TheUsedToolguy
So, are you still as wet as you were last night? ...

So, are you still as wet as you were last night? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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