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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-03-2011, 12:52 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
What's large, black and steals your credit cards?...

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation 3
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-11-2011, 06:19 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
The results of staying up until 5 this morning...

The results of staying up until 5 this morning drinking with friends...

What's the first mention of drugs in the bible?
The woman getting stoned

What's the first mention of football in the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-08-2011, 02:35 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
Awww that's just mean :D Actually that...

Awww that's just mean :D

Actually that reminds me

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-08-2011, 02:29 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
I love anti-jokes What do you call a black...

I love anti-jokes

What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?
Whatever his name just happens to be

A horse walks into a bar
The bar man escorts it outside...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-09-2011, 04:36 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
An Irishman, and Englishman, a hot Swedish girl...

An Irishman, and Englishman, a hot Swedish girl and an old lady were travelling on a train together. The train goes into a tunnel and everything goes pitch dark. Suddenly a loud SLAP! is heard and...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 10-21-2009, 08:01 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
3 blonde girls find a magic lamp and a genie pops...

3 blonde girls find a magic lamp and a genie pops out. "I'll grant each of you a wish" says the genie. The first blonde says "i want to be smarter". So the genie turns her into a brunette. The second...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-29-2009, 05:06 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
If you're American going into a toilet, and...

If you're American going into a toilet, and you're American coming out of the toilet, what are you while you're in the toilet??



European
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-24-2009, 05:56 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in...

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-22-2009, 03:25 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
Erm... close enough. The chav sub-culture only...

Erm... close enough. The chav sub-culture only seems to exist in the UK and Ireland for some reason. 'Chav' is the general term for them but every region have their own slang words for them.
...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-21-2009, 02:31 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
How do you stop a chav from drowning? Take your...

How do you stop a chav from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

What do chavs use for protection when having sex?
A bus shelter
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-20-2009, 04:00 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
A man dies and goes to hell. He's wandering...

A man dies and goes to hell. He's wandering around in hell panicing and shouting "oh my god i'm in hell, how am i going to get out of here??!! After wandering around for a while he finally meets...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-10-2009, 02:28 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
Americans prob wont get these but... Why...

Americans prob wont get these but...


Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-09-2009, 03:38 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,943
Posted By Zer0
Magic Beer A man is sitting at a bar by...

Magic Beer

A man is sitting at a bar by himself drinking a beer when a beautiful young lady comes up to him and asks "what are you drinking". The man looks at her and says "magic beer". The lady...
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