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Forum: The Lounge 09-30-2018, 04:30 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
I tried to make a list once, stopped after...

I tried to make a list once, stopped after realizing I would never get it right. Apologies to all the men that failed to be memorable in any way.
Forum: The Lounge 09-30-2018, 02:03 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
Try Planet Earth lol

Try Planet Earth lol
Forum: The Lounge 05-03-2015, 06:47 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
I dont see how dude on top 69ing would even work....

I dont see how dude on top 69ing would even work. Doesn't sound like too much fun.
Forum: The Lounge 12-17-2014, 06:36 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
Disagree, but I see your point. The clit is an...

Disagree, but I see your point. The clit is an essential part of the process.
Forum: The Lounge 03-21-2011, 05:39 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
my friend so kindly refers to them as 'bearded...

my friend so kindly refers to them as 'bearded axe wounds.'
Forum: The Lounge 03-20-2011, 11:51 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
True, but sex jokes are easy to laugh at.

True, but sex jokes are easy to laugh at.
Forum: The Lounge 03-20-2011, 11:42 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
Yeah, I'm not all that interested in the whole...

Yeah, I'm not all that interested in the whole thing to be honest, but **** goes down in the moment as we all know.
Forum: The Lounge 03-20-2011, 11:29 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
No, but luckily my vagina is. Glad to see others...

No, but luckily my vagina is. Glad to see others are coming out of the woodwork so I don't feel like such a freak for not ever using lube, hah.
Forum: The Lounge 03-19-2011, 04:24 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
no, I'm saying I have.. without any hindrances...

no, I'm saying I have.. without any hindrances other than the obvious "it's going to hurt a bit your first time." I've always gone without and never really considered needing anything extra to make...
Forum: The Lounge 03-19-2011, 04:12 PM
Replies: 11,347
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Posted By simplephysics
If it's coming directly from your own body, then...

If it's coming directly from your own body, then how is that gross? I find the concept of slathering up with lube a bit weird, but then again I've never had to use it... in any situation...
Forum: The Lounge 03-15-2011, 11:58 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
now THAT sounds like fun.

now THAT sounds like fun.
Forum: The Lounge 03-15-2011, 09:56 PM
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Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
This statement is David Carradine approved.

This statement is David Carradine approved.
Forum: The Lounge 01-07-2011, 04:30 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
I think it all depends on the situation, the...

I think it all depends on the situation, the longer the better in my opinion. I think most guys will cop out before she's ready for you to stop.
Forum: The Lounge 12-16-2010, 07:06 AM
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Posted By simplephysics
Underwear, guys love girls in their underwear....

Underwear, guys love girls in their underwear. Try and make it happen :D
Forum: The Lounge 12-04-2010, 05:02 PM
Replies: 11,347
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Posted By simplephysics
There's a difference between having sex for the...

There's a difference between having sex for the sake of having sex and it feeling good, and having sex with someone you want to share the expirence with. Sex with my boyfriend can be very rewarding...
Forum: The Lounge 11-12-2010, 05:03 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
Understatement of the century?

Understatement of the century?
Forum: The Lounge 03-11-2010, 04:29 PM
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Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
I thank Urban Dictionary for that one.

I thank Urban Dictionary for that one.
Forum: The Lounge 03-11-2010, 04:27 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
There are 1001 nicknames for the vagina and...

There are 1001 nicknames for the vagina and although **** isn't exactly the most delicate term in the book I'd say there are worse ways to go.. I'd rather be the proud owner of a **** than a coochie,...
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2010, 04:49 PM
Replies: 11,347
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Posted By simplephysics
I've heard guys who smoke weed all the time might...

I've heard guys who smoke weed all the time might have problems pitching a tent, tell him to lay off the bong rips.
Forum: The Lounge 01-08-2010, 08:24 AM
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Posted By simplephysics
It's from the movie, You and Me and Everyone We...

It's from the movie, You and Me and Everyone We Know by Miranda July. Pretty tame film but it definitely has it's moments, that scene is only the beginning for that kid and his poop realtionship.
Forum: The Lounge 01-07-2010, 01:16 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
That's a good movie.

That's a good movie.
Forum: The Lounge 01-05-2010, 05:12 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
would you like someone squirting their love juice...

would you like someone squirting their love juice all over YOUR chest?
Forum: The Lounge 12-31-2009, 04:50 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the...

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the proper pronunciation of clitoris? Maybe he's not a creep, maybe he's just smart.
Forum: The Lounge 07-30-2009, 07:21 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
Don't feel bad, we're in the same boat. I'm too...

Don't feel bad, we're in the same boat.
I'm too crazy for relationships apparently.
Forum: The Lounge 07-07-2009, 09:38 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 914,977
Posted By simplephysics
more like this entire thread.

more like this entire thread.
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